Wayne was in the TARDIS fixing up something for Humphrey.

"Ok, got to concentrate. I have to be absolutely silent." Wayne was making Humphrey a helmet that would fire crumpets at his enemies.

It was Humphrey's idea. That wolf. He screwed in the last bolt and he was done. He needed to test it. He put it on and started to use it.

Suddenly, he heard someone crashing through the forest. He opened his TARDIS doors and saw it was Saul and Claudette. They were coming in fast.

"No, no, no, no…." He was then hit with the two youngsters as the machine he had on zapped them all and did something devilish.

"Oh, my head…" Wayne's voice said as it came out the mouth of… Claudette?

"Why do I sound like a girl?"

"I don't know." Saul said as it came out of Wayne's mouth. "Why do I sound like this?"

"AHH!" Claudette screamed as she looked at her body. She was a guy!

"Eww… I… I… I have a penis…."

"I have this!" Wayne motioned to his crotch.

"I can't complain…" Saul said as he saw his junk. "Nice…"

"Stop it! Stop looking at my cock…"

"Hey, it's mine now…" Saul said.

"What happened?"

"I think that the machine I created sort of switched our bodies. Or at least or minds…" Wayne said as he felt himself as Claudette.

"Stop touching my body!" Claudette said.

"I have this strange sensation in my chest." Saul said in panic.

"That would be my second heart…"

"You have two hearts?!"

"Yes, it's a common Time Lord thing to have two of them."

"Is there anything else you have two of?"

"No. Just the hearts. Now let's focus... I need my sonic and the helmet."

Wayne put on the helmet and got the screwdriver. "Everyone hold on to me."

They did and he pointed the sonic at the helmet. Everyone gasped as they were all put back into their original bodies. Or so they thought.

"What did you do?!" Claudette yelled as she was in Wayne's body.

"Oh, sweet I'm a girl…" Saul said as Claudette. "Let me just try something…"

"If you lick it, I'll kick you in the ovaries!" Claudette yelled.

Wayne as Saul took the sonic and pointed it to the helmet.

Now everyone was back to their original body.

"Oh, I have to deal with this thing…" Saul motioned to his junk.

"Thank you Wayne…" Claudette said.

"No problem. Now get out of here… seriously get out." They left and Wayne was back to his inventing.

"Man, this is weirder then finding three letters back."

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