My first story so don't blame me for the crappiness.Okay sighs I don't own Teen Titans and I accept ALL flames to let me make marshmellows(sp?) GRRR...I hate my spelling!

The Breakup

"Oh dear," said Starfire,"Robin, it, it seems as if I have fallen."

"Nooooo,"muttered Robin sarcastically to himself.

"Pick me up," said Starfire holding out her arms.

Robin walked over to her and took her by the hand, but she pulled him down and in to a kiss. You could even see through his mask that he was shocked. Robin pulled away quickly and turned wiping his mouth.

"Why do you not wish to kiss me?" asked Starfire.

"Ummm…" said Robin," I have a cold cough cough …"

"I know a fake cough when I hear one."

"And I know a spoiled brat when I see one," muttered Robin.

"I really want our relationship to work out, but you seem to pull away. Are you not feeling the heat from me?"

It started to drizzle.

"Look, Starfire…I just don't know how to explain this to you, but I don't really like you. I was only pretending to like you to make you happy."

"WHAT?"

Thunder and lightning began to form and the rain got heavier.

"You heard me," said Robin turning to her face.

"Don't tell me that you like Raven or someone like that, do you?"

"We better get to the tower and discuss everything there."

"Don't expect me to just take your hand and fly me AND you off," said Starfire jumping in to the air and flying away.

"Damn, should have seen that coming. Guess I will walk."

Robin began walking. There were puddles of mud everywhere. He spotted a large tree and went under it. He was freezing and all of a sudden the lightning hit the tree and it began falling.

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh," yelled Robin running away," it can't get any worse."

Before he knew it, a flock of birds flew past him and poop began falling everywhere. He quickly dodged all of them, well, so he thought. A big poopy fell right on his nose.

"Disgusting," he said running up to a puddle of mud and washing it away.

Robin's face was dirty no doubt. He just ran as fast as he could to the tower and almost got hit by a car. He put out his thumb and a pink beetle stopped and took him in to the car. It was a blonde girl with sky blue eyes and she has a huge smile on her face.

"Robin," she squealed.

"Yeah," he began," could you just get me to Titans Tower?"

"Yes," she said, "but before, can you please sign my ass with this permanent marker?"

"Oh god," he said taking the red marker.

"Say 'to my favorite fan, Melinda, I love you' and put a heart near my name, okay huns?"

"Sure."

The girl named Melinda changed her position to showing her rear to Robin and pulled her skirt up. She was wearing a lime green thong and Robin began writing. Melinda giggled and then he finally finished.

"Now will you get me to the tower?" asked Robin nearly throwing-up.

"Yep!"

Melinda drove off and she crossed the T-Bridge and got to the front of the tower. Robin got out and began walking quickly to the entrance. He turned back and saw Melinda waving back at him and he gave a sly smile. When the doors opened, he got inside as soon as possible.

"Where have you been?" asked a familiar cold voice.