Disclaimer: Do I own twilight no I don't. I'm actually kind of glad I would probably set Alice on fire
Things I think Bella would say while PMSing
And who she would say it to
To Rosalie:
Know what Rosalie just because you don't think this is the best lifestyle for you. Doesn't mean I should suffer you stupid bitch and you want to know why I want to a vampire. It's because I truly love Edward and you and Emmett would be the last on the list of people to truly understand what I mean because you never stopped to look at it from my point of view .do you understand you stupid hoe. Rosalie leaves room to think.
To Alice:
Alice you are a fucking shopping addict and its pissing me off. Alice I swear if you try to give me one more fucking makeover this week. I will set your closet on fire and if you try to take me shopping for anything unreasonable I will tear up your credit cards. Alice leaves room to hide her credit cards.
To Esmé:
I love you so much. Esmé leaves room to check on Rosalie
To jasper:
Stop trying to god damn fucking calm me down. Jasper leaves because he can't stand the mood swings
To Emmett:
Stop trying to eat my stuffed leaves room muttering about stupid bears
To Edward:
You stupid stubborn vampire why don't you love me enough to change leave room promising to come back
After everyone left except Carlisle
To Carlisle:
I so sorry I didn't mean it now they all hate I wish I was dead "breaks down crying."
A/N I just came up with them please review I like to know how good I did half asleep