Me: Muwahahahahah! I'm back! You haven't had enough pointless crap from me yet!
Joe: I am NOT going in that story! I mean, look at the title! 'All Singing, All Xiaolin'? Where did you get that from?
Me: Shut up and get in the story. (Joe gets sucked into portal to story)
Joe: SAVE ME, JIGGY!
Me: Freak...
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The sun rose over the Xiaolin Temple. A boy sat in a tree in the courtyard, humming to himself, watching the sunrise. He smiled as it rose slowly into the air. He dropped to the ground and walked into the building. As the door closed behind him, a beam of green light shot across the ground. He felt a tingle in his throat but ignored it. The same happened across the world.
"Rise and shine, sleepy-heads!" he called into the dormitory. He heard a grunt from one room and Omi poked his head out.
"What is the time?"
"It's…" Joe's watch beeped. "…eight o'clock!"
"How long have you been up?" asked Clay from the second room.
"Long enough."
"How can you get up so early?" shouted Raimundo. "Are you crazy?"
"Na, just an early riser," laughed Joe. "Come on, breakfast is served!"
"Kimiko, a new Shen Gon Wu has revealed itself!" called Dojo. The girl looked down at him.
"What is it?"
"It's the Shield of Gahyr. It creates a force field around the user."
"I'll go tell the others." She walked into the hall where the four boys were eating breakfast. As she opened her mouth, the sound of music drifted through the room. She found herself singing along.
Load up on Wu, it's time to go Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go. Time to showdown, with Jack Spicer Jack is worse, than us or Chase Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go. Time to showdown, with Jack Spicer And I forget, how fun it is Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go. Time to showdown, with Jack Spicer
A new one's active, get on Dojo
Jack's already there, it's just not fair
But he hasn't combed his hair
Here we are now
Please move faster
He's so nasty, Rai is nicer
Here we are now
Please move faster!
Is it racing?
Is it fighting?
Is it boring?
Or exciting?
Yeah!
He's so pathetic, it's a disgrace
Our Xiaolin group has always been
And always will until the end
Here we are now
Please move faster
He's so nasty, Rai is nicer
Here we are now
Please move faster!
Is it racing?
Is it fighting?
Is it boring?
Or exciting?
Yeah!
And yet I guess, it makes me smile
I found it fun, it's fun to find
Oh well, whatever, never mind
Here we are now
Please move faster
He's so nasty, Rai is nicer
Here we are now
Please move faster!
Is it racing?
Is it fighting?
Is it boring?
Or exciting?
Yeah!
"What the hell was that about?" asked Joe. He shook his hair out of his eyes. "A simple 'new Shen Gon Wu' would've done the same job."
"Where was the music coming from, partner?"
"I don't know! I didn't plan it!" replied Kimiko, slightly annoyed.
"Did anyone notice how bad the lyrics were?" asked Raimundo. "Jack hasn't combed his hair?"
"And also," said Omi, chuckling. "The line about you, Raimundo, being nicer than Jack Spicer! Kimiko would never say anything nice about you!" Raimundo growled at the smaller boy.
"Yeah, let's puzzle over the mysteries of the universe later," said Joe suddenly, breaking the silence. "We've got Wu to get."
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Me: Kimiko suddenly started singing? Why? Only I know!
Joe: Have you noticed the number of review to you are dropping?
Me: I have another chapter ready...
Joe: Damn!