NOTE:
I have a huge bias for Eijun, I am not sorry. Hence, he is Internet famous in this story set in some sort of weird Internet!AU
FFnet also won't let me put in the "at sign" for twitter so imma just use / instead
Written for SawaHaru Week Day 3: ((fishing or)) trip or day-off (platonic)
I own nothing but the concept! I hope you guys enjoy!
Eijun Sawamura
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Eijun Sawamura (沢村 栄純, Sawamura Eijun; born 15 May 1995) is a Japanese college baseball player, viner, internet personality, vlogger, and an active member of the Trevor Japan team. As of December 2014, his Vine account bakamuraaa has 8.3M followers while his YouTube account SawaEijunAce has over 4M subscribers.
He loves catching beetles, watching sumo wrestling, and fishing. He dislikes natto. Originally from the Nagano prefecture, is blood type is O, and his Zodiac sign is Taurus the Bull. In high school and college, he was part of the baseball team and eventually became Ace and Captain for both. His earlier Vines consisted mainly of clips of his high school baseball team.
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Sawamura Eijun /bakamuraace · 18hr
I have a new rule! Whenever I post ＼（＾▽＾）／ it means we've been given a sudden day off by Boss and I'll take video idea suggestions. Game?
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Sawamura Eijun /bakamuraace · 18hr
＼（＾▽＾）／
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"Oha-YO minna-san!" Eijun said excitedly his usual cheerful manner, hands stretched out in front of him and waving back and forth quickly. "Sawamura Eijun here!"
Anybody who has watched any of Eijun's videos before knew that the brunet wasn't in his college dorm room. Behind Eijun was a bookshelf and a wall with a picture frame of a large group of people and a white poster with the words "just hit the ball back dutifully" centered and printed in black.
"Today, I'm going to do the Best Friend Challenge similarly done by the Queen Tyler himself!"
Sawamura Eijun /bakamuraace · 25 Jan 2015
I'm going to semi-hiatus because I'm going to be on my final year soon and I want to focus on that plus baseball! I sincerely apologize!
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Sawamura Eijun /bakamuraace · 25 Jan 2015
I will try to post new videos monthly! Hopefully they'll be enough to make up for my inactiveness and make you happy until the next one!
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Sawamura Eijun /bakamuraace · 25 Jan 2015
I won't be around much to remind you guys every week but I do hope you remember to always SMILE!
Keep on live life with your own style! :D
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"This here is my best friend Kominato Haruichi!" Sawamura pulled over a computer chair where a petite guy with pink hair was sitting on. "I call him Harucchi – only I call him that, kay? And he's been my best friend since our first year at Seidou High School!"
"Hi everyone." Haruichi smiled and lifted his right hand for a wave.
"I've mentioned him once or twice before in my videos but this is his first time appearing on screen! Go tell them a little about yourself, Harucchi." Eijun slung an arm around his best friend and motioned to the camera.
"Well," Haruichi cleared his throat, "as Eijun-kun said, we've been best friends since we were high school so that was like about seven years already."
"We've been friends for so long haven't he, Harucchi?" Eijun smiled at his best friend and tapped their heads to each other.
"That we have." Haruichi laughed and tapped his head back. "I play second baseman in my own college's team which, by you can probably guess, is different from Eijun-kun's. And as Eijun-kun earlier said, this is my first time appearing on screen so I hope I won't disappoint you all and make you smile."
"No need to be so formal to them Harucchi!" Eijun laughed brightly as Haruichi bowed slightly to the camera. "Yosh! Now, let's start!"
Aria Witherman /ilovepizzaaa · 2h
/bakamuraace I love your new vid! You and Harucchi are so cute together! #SawaHaru #iShipIt
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Sawamura Eijun /bakamuraace · 2h
/ilovepizzaaa-san, I'm really glad you liked it! :D
AH! Only I can call him Harucchi please! And I love that tag! #SawaHaru #BFFForever
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Lewis PiHeart /piii314159265 · 2h
/bakamuraace your video made me smile as usual :)
And using #BFFForever means Best Friends Forever Forever, Sawamura-san haha
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Sawamura Eijun /bakamuraace · 2h
/piii314159265-san Success! I worried since I haven't posted in a while.
#BFFForever because Harucchi and I need two forever's ;) #SawaHaru
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The camera had zoomed out slightly to reveal the duo was on a table. Separating them was a folder, and in front of them was small stack of used index cards (Eijun likes to save paper) and a marker.
Eijun clapped his hands. "The rules are simple. We're going to give a question previously decided by a mutual friend of ours, answer them on these index cards, and then reveal to them later at the end." Eijun grinned at Haruichi. "Ready, Harucchi?"
"As I'll ever be." Haruichi chuckled.
"Yosh! First question, favorite color?"
"The current one or the most usual one?" Haruichi cut in with a laugh.
"The current one." Eijun replied after blinking once.
"Eijun-kun changes his favorite color almost every two weeks." Haruichi explained.
"I do."
"Which is totally unfair."
"Tough luck, Harucchi."
Sawamura Eijun /bakamuraace · 1h
I highly recommend you to subscribe to Harucchi! He is really good at art and is open for commissions right now! #BFFForever #GoHarucchi
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"Who is their current roommate?"
"Wait, did you guys switch around roommates this time?" Haruichi asked curiously.
"Maybe~." Eijun said in a sing-song as he wrote his answers.
"But wait that's not fair!" Haruichi lightly hit Eijun's shoulder. "Your dorm gets you guys to change roommates every semester! And your semester just started a few days ago! While you literally bumped into my roommate just this morning!"
"I posted the name of my newest roommate a few days ago so if you follow me you'll get it." Eijun laughed. "If you wanna blame somebody, blame Furuya for picking the questions."
Sawamura Eijun /bakamuraace · 24 Dec 2013
I'm leaving for a trip with some high school friends so will only be able to go on Instagran, Twitter, and Vines for the next few days! :3
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Sawamura Eijun /bakamuraace · 24 Dec 2013
UPDATE: MY BEST FRIEND FOREVER WILL BE COMING WITH US ON OUR TRIP! I haven't seen him in so long! I'm very excited now! (´▽`ʃƪ) (*≧▽≦)
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"Who is their celebrity crush?"
"What do you mean with celebrity?" Haruichi asked with a small smirk. "Be more specific or I might just end up writing something you don't want revealed." Eijun blinked than turned pink in the ears.
"Don't you dare! Fine, uhm," Eijun tapped his pen on the table and looked away in thought, "a singer, or actor, or someone who appears on TV often."
"Okay." Haruichi hummed and began writing. Eijun began writing as well.
"Oh my god, wait." Eijun stopped and looked at Haruichi seriously. "You have two, don't you?"
"I actually have only one now." Haruichi laughed.
"Seriously?" Eijun groaned. "Kami help me with this one."
"I think I did terribly."
"I'm sure you'll get at least a few points." Eijun laughed and patted his friend's back. "Okay so we reveal our answers at the same time."
"Hai, hai. Whose do we reveal first?"
"Mine?"
"Sure." Haruichi fixed his index cards and picked the first one from the pile.
"Furuya was horrible to pick this as one of the questions." Sawamura grumbled.
"Blame Furuya." Haruichi mocked teasingly. He picked up the next card in their pile and so did Eijun.
"Okay," Sawamura smiled awkwardly, "my first kiss was with…"
Miyuki-senpai :)))
Miyuki OTL
"It was the typical shoujo cliché!" Haruichi laughed as Eijun slightly disappeared off camera and covered his face to hide his red cheeks. It was useless, though, since even Eijun's ears were really red. "It was like that Naruto and Sasuke first kiss – accidentally lip-locking when they were pushed towards each other during a school festival."
"Haurcchi is very lucky." Eijun whined. He pointed the next card (where he wrote Haruichi's first kiss) to the camera and the pinket quickly followed after.
Haruno-chan :)
Haruno-chan .3.
"Harucchi was part of this play during freshman year of college." Eijun explained. "He was a side character who was madly in love with the main character's sister and they had to kiss multiple times."
"I didn't mind." Haruichi smiled. "It was better than an accidental one like Eijun-kun's."
"You're cruel, Harucchi!"
"The favorite ice flavor was easy." Eijun hummed.
"Yep." Haruichi nodded. "Yours is triple chocolate with strawberries."
"While yours is vanilla."
"Too easy."
"Furuya-kun should have put in more thought to it."
"I guessed." Haruichi frowned and revealed who he thinks is Eijun's current roommate.
Kuramochi-senpai?
"You guessed correctly, actually!" Eijun laughed and revealed his paper as well.
Mochi-senpai~ :D
"I did?" Haruichi grinned brightly. "Awesome!"
"It would have been pretty easy to guess, if you think about it." Eijun pointed out. "Kuramochi-senpai and I were roommates back in Seidou and he moved into my dorm recently, which is very lax on room assignments, so we went back to each other."
"That sounds almost like you guys were lovers who broke it off and then got back together."
"Hm," Eijun put on a look of thinking. "Kuramochi-senpai wouldn't be a bad boyfriend if you think about it. I mean, well, once you get used to his tsundere-like nature and wrestling moves."
"He might kill you when he hears you say that." Haruichi pointed out with a smirk.
Eijun clapped his hands together and bowed to the camera. "FORGIVE ME, KURAMOCHI-SENPAI!"
"What was our first fight about?"
"But we never actually fought before." Haruichi muttered.
"I know right?" Eijun nodded his head. "The closest time we ever fought was—"
"When we couldn't decide on the pizza toppings for Kanemaru-kun's birthday party four years ago."
"You wanted to have pepperoni."
"While you wanted four-cheese."
"And in the end," Eijun chuckled, "Toujou suggested we get both."
"Bless his soul."
"Amen."
Both turned to the camera and grinned. "We love you, Toujou!"
"I just remembered something, Eijun-kun."
"Hm?"
"Kuramochi-senpai's best friend is Miyuki-senpai." Haruichi grinned and Eijun froze. "Your first kiss was with Miyuki-senpai and then you said earlier that Kuramochi-senpai would make a good boyfriend. Eijun-kun, I never knew you were into senpais."
"HARUCCHI! HOW DID YOU CONCLUDE THAT?"
Eijun began spluttering nonsense while Haruichi just laughed.
"Well, that's it for today!" Eijun said, clapping his hands together. "I had really fun. Did you have fun, Harucchi?" Eijun spun in his computer chair and stopped to face his best friend.
"Surprisingly, I did." Haruichi smiled. "Thanks for having me today, Eijun-kun."
"Awww, Harucchi!"
Eijun had leaped from his chair and tackled a startled Haruichi.
Gregory-sama /iamgregorysama · 24 Dec 2013
bakamuraace Enjoy your trip! And who is your best friend? Was he ever in your videos?
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Sawamura Eijun bakamuraace · 24 Dec 2013
/iamgregorysama-san (lol) Thank you! X)
I mentioned his name before in one of my videos I think? I hope to make a video with him someday!
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Haruichi had a bandage on his cheek and Eijun was holding an ice pack to his head.
"Hope we were able to make you laugh and smile today!" the southpaw said. "If you liked this video, give it a thumbs up!" Haruichi smiled widely and raised his thumbs. "For more videos, please don't forget to subscribe! You can follow me on Instagram, Twitter, and Vines – I'm more active there! Tell them about your Tumblr account, Harucchi."
"Ah, well," Haruichi turned pink and scratched his cheek, "I made an art blog recently for one of my classes. I'll get Eijun-kun to post the link to it also later and I would appreciate it if you would follow me, like, and reblog the things I post. The more notifications I get, the better it is for my grade."
"Harucchi's professor is weird like that." Eijun stage whispered. "But Harucchi is an amazing artist so it will be worth it, I promise!"
"Thank you again for having me." Haruichi smiled and bowed to the screen once more.
"And we're happy to have you!" Eijun chirped. "Have a wonderful day everybody! Today's quote for the day is a personal favorite of mine." He brought up a piece of paper and cleared his throat.
"For a star to be born, there is one thing that must happen: a gaseous nebula must collapse." Eijun smiled and looked at Haruichi who smiled back.
"So collapse." the pinket continued. "Crumble."
"This is not your destruction." Eijun smiled sincerely at the camera. "This is your birth."
"That's still such a beautiful quote." Haruichi sighed.
"I know right? If any of you knows who made that quote, please tell me!" Eijun said, waving. "But until then! Sawamura Eijun, together with—"
"Kkominato Haruichi."
"Signs off for the day!"
DONE !
(1) I tried to make all of Eijun's tweets literally 140 characters long :)) Idk I just pictured him to be that kind of guy
(2) I have a strong bias for MiyuSawa I won't ever, ever deny. KuraSawa is also a growing favorite of mine and I hope to post this fic I've been working on a few weeks after this week.
(3) This BROtp is important to me. Very much so.
I hope you guys enjoyed this fic! I won't be writing for the fourth day because I have to study and prepare for exams. OTL ((and also because i wish to follow all prompts but i cannot think of any for now oops /shot))
Thank you for taking your time in reading this!
*bows from the waist*