Today was Tamoa's Birthday. She turned 12 this year. Since Tamoa had been training so hard. He called Me, Keiko father and Mother and Tamoa for a meeting and to ask Tamoa what she wanted to do for her Birthday. Father (Yohmei) was paying for it all.

"So, Tamoa... what do you wanna do for your Birthday?" father asked.

"I would like to go bowling for my Birthday!" Tamoa said smiling.

"Yes! Finally all my pennies will come in use for the acarde!" Mother cheered.

I hate bowling. I was never good at it at all. Most of the time, I never even hit a stupid pin and everyone laughs at me. I hate it! Why does Tamoa want to go bowling for her Birthday?

"Tamoa, why don't we go and see the new Harry Potter movie?" I asked trying to brain-wash her.

Keiko slaps me across the head. "Harry Potter movies and books suck. The old Pope even said so. Before he died." Does the 'Rest in Holy Piece' hand sign. (Head, middle chest, right shoulder and left shoulder.) "Anyway, this means I get to wear my bowling outfit!"

"I will look forword to seeing that, Keiko. This is going to be great. Thank god you ain't making me see Harry Potter!" Tamoa cheered.

"It's evil! All evil!" Mother said lowering her eyes at everyone.

"Ok, so. It's agreed. We will go bowling for your Birthday. We will invite Ryu and have tons of fun."

I sat back and folded my arms in a huff. No one ever listens to me. Apart from the Telephone company. That offer me aboard phone calls. They are good listeners, I'll say.

A week later, we are at the Bowling Alley. The Coolio Bowl. One of the hottest bowling alleys in the World. Everyone talks about how good the service is and how you can beat up the mascot too. Maybe I'll beat up the mascot instead. That will make me feel better.

"Yeah! It's my Birthday!" Tamoa cheered.

"Come on, everyone. I had our Lane booked in advance! Lets bowl!" Father announced.

Tamao and Ryu ran in. I was walking behind them. Keiko was not wearing a bowling outfit. She was wearing an outfit you would wear if you went in a car racing! Formula 1 Racing uniform!

"I am so gonna kick your butt in Whack Da Mole!" Mother said to Father.

"Alright, Kino! You are on!"

Mother and Father ran towards the the Whack Da Mole machine and got their mallets and started to go against each other.

Us, four continued to go to get our shoes and start bowling. They came back and Mother had a smile on her face. No one could beat her high score from the last time. She was chuffed about that.

Father sat down and typed the names in the score-board. In this exact order:

Yohmei
Kino
Tamao
Keiko
Ryu
Miki-kins

I was in a right bad mood when they typed that in. Father was first. He picked up the red bowling ball and threw it across the lane and managed to hit 5 of the 10 pins. Father went again and managed to hit 3 of the pins. He recieved 13 points.

Mother was up next. She threw the ball across the Lane and managed to get a strike. All the pins went straight down. She was boasting like mad.

"Oh! I am good! I am good!" she chanted.

"Wow! Kino that was great!" Tamao said as she picked up an ornage bowling ball.

It was Tamao's turn. She gently threw the ball down the lane and also got a strike. Keiko was cheering up and down for her. Ryu took a sip of coco cola. I was going red with embrassessment.

Keiko rushed up to get a ball. She picked this nice bright pink bowling bowl. She started shaking her butt in that tight formula 1 outfit. I lowered my eyes at her. Keiko rushed up and threw the ball on the lane. She managed to hit 9 pins. She took another shot but missed the last pin. She started to cry.

"WAH! I MISSED!" She weeped.

I went up to her and she hugged me. I hugged her back.

"There, there, Keiko. You are still better at bowling than me," I ressured her.

Ryu struted up the lane. Picked up a purple bowling ball and was grinning aimlessly. He charged his way up and threw the ball down the lane.

"STRIKE!" He cheered.

He was right! He got a strike!

"WHOO HOO! I rule! Lets all dance!" Ryu announced.

Keiko, Ryu, Tamoa and Mother started dancing away. The song, Dancing in the Moonlight by Toploader came on. Mother started break dancing to it.

"Dancing in the Moonlight, everybody is feeling warm and bright, that's such a sight, everybody's dancing in the moonlight," Ryu sang along.

I stared at them all and walked slowly up to the lane to get a ball. I picked up a black one. I walked up near the lane and threw it. I never threw it at the right place. I dented the ball... Everybody started laughing at me, hysterically.

I threw the ball again and everyone laughed even more when the ball was rolling weirdly. I managed to hit 3 pins. Best! I have ever hit in any game.

The points:
Kino: 100
Ryu: 78
Tamao: 65
Keiko: 64
Yohmei: 52
Me: 12

It continued like that. Until the game finished. Then the Penguim the Mascot (Basically a guy in a oversized suit) comes with a Birthday cake for Tamao. I was feeling really bad for losing. So, I decided to beat up the mascot.

I jumped on him and gave him a suprise attack. I kept punching his head in. Then I pushed my weight on him, to get him to the ground which happened. I kept banging his head off the ground.

"Take that! And that! And that!" I shouted.

Tamao started to cry. Father and Ryu looked at me like I was immature. Keiko was laughing at me and Mother was too busy beating her score in Whack da Mole.

"QUIT IT! MIKIHISA! THE PENGUIM IS INNOCENT!" Tamao screeched.

Father dragged me off the penguim guy and dragged me by my feet. Ryu, Keiko, Tamao followed him. Mother was still whacking that dam mole with the mallet.

For my behaviour, I was sent to the corner. He hasn't done that to me since I was 17! (My parents didn't really dig the punishment scene that much...) In my house as well!

"This is my house! And you are watching my TV! And my DVD Player! And Keiko's Finding Nemo DVD!" I shouted.

"No, talking in the corner, son. Think what you have done!"

"Why did you beat up the penguim anyway, Sweetie?" Keiko asked.

I never answered. I just folded my arms. Keiko stood up and made her way to the corner where I was. Keiko hugged me from behind.

"Are you lonely?" Keiko asked feeling my chest.

I put my head down "Yes..."

Keiko rested her chin on my shoulder, smiling all at me. "I love you, Miki-kins."

"I love you, Kiki-wings!" I replied calling Keiko her pet name.

"KEIKO! STAY AWAY FROM THE BAD BOY?" Father shouted.

"Hey! She is my wife!"

Father looked at me "Do I look like I care?"

The next day, Ryu took me away for the day. Why? He wanted to help me. Why? I didn't know the answer at the time but he wanted to help me become better at bowling. Why? Roll clip!

"Ryu, where are we going?" I asked him.

"To meet the great bowler. He is the champian bowler in all the The Coolio Bowls in Japan. He was born in America and his parents are divorced. He has one of the most important jobs ever in shamanic history and he is a big fan of Avril Lavigne," Ryu explained.

All the clues were simple. Only I never knew the answer.

The bus stopped. I followed Ryu to a small house. We stood outside. Ryu rang the doorbell. It was annoying. Like that song by song by Belinda Carlisle. Heaven is a Place on Earth... We waited for 8 seconds and someone answered the door. I looked at him from toe to... towel. He slapped me half way.

"My face is here! Damit!"

"Ow... I was making this fanfic more interesting!" I moaned.

"Sliva, will you help Mikihisa become better at bowling?" Ryu asked.

Sliva, member of the Patch was standing at his door step with a towel around his waist. He was smiling away. This was the champion bowler of Coolio Bowl?

"Cool, I would charge $200 for the whole thing but since I am cool with your son, you will get free lessons that and you are getting me outta the house. It's lonely, since Kalim went to Hawaii. Your training will start tomorrow," said Sliva.

I was so not looking forword to my training...

To be Continued...

Sliva's Say:

Mikihisa said in his last fanfic (Mikihisa the love Shaman) that this fic was a one shot well, it ain't. He just doesn't want people knowing about his embrassessment. I'll be back with more hot gossip about Mikihisa. So stay where you are. Or sleep...