Sorting Hat Poem

 

|Thinking hat poem | | | |I may not be the loveliest hat, | | | |And I may smell worst than a sewer rat, | | | |But I know more than you think, | | | |I can say your name before you can even | |blink! | | | |I I've worked for dumbledore, new | |headmaster here, | | | |So don't your even fear! | | | | | | | |I'm better than a cat, | | | |Or even a fat bat. | | | |I can see all in your head, | | | |So don't try to hide, | | | |And don't worry to abide. | | | | | | | |I won't call you a brat, | | | |Cause I'm the sorting hat! | | | |I've never been wrong, | | | |And my mind is very strong. | | | |Pick me up, try me on, | | | |So I can tell you, what house you belong. | | | | | | | |You may be a gryffindor, | | | |So strong and brave, | | | |With friends they crave. | | | |They are great in the heart and true, | | | |And aren't usually blue! | | | |They are daring, and nerve, | | | |Which one day you'll serve. | | | | | | | |Or you may be a hufflepuff, | | | |no where else you can find, | | | |A person that is sweet, and kind. | | | |Patient and loyal | | | |And aren't afraid to toil. | | | |They are strong at will, | | | |And they wish not to kill. | | | | | | | |Or you may even be a ravenclaw, | | | |With a strong mind indeed, | | | |And knowledge is what they need. | | | |They love to learn new things, | | | |Learning new things, is what surprise | |brings. | | | |They always find people like their kind, | | | |And their friendship shall bind. | | | | | | | |Or you even might be a slytherin, | | | |They love to go till the end, | | | |And lose ends won't bend. | | | |Your true buddies are there, | | | |So go on and dare. | | | |You love to fight, | | | |And always be right. | | | | | | | |So put me on your head now, | | | |Whether a guy or gal. | | | |I'll read your mind's map, | | | |Cause I'm your thinking cap! |