This Rulebook is for the inhabitants of STARK Tower, both permanent and temporary, to record the rules they'd like to see implemented.
Rule #1: No teaching JARVIS dirty jokes. Just don't.
Rule #2: Avoid the living room on the second floor between 9 p.m. and 10 p.m. Monday through Wednesday. Those are the days Birdie and Nat are off duty at the same time. THIS IS FOR YOUR OWN SAFETY/ SANITY.
Rule #3: Please, no more jokes about Loki's helmet. There's been so many made already.
Rule #4: Don't poke Bruce with needles. This means you, Tony.
Rule #5: Don't poke Bruce with anything.
Rule #6: No making Bruce Hulk out then setting him on Loki. Loki is okay, but that TV was expensive.
Rule #7: Don't discuss romantic and social issues in the rule-book. No "this means you" or "this person knows from experience".
Rule #8: NO playing with fire. I mean this literally. Because of rule 7, I won't name names, but A CERTAIN POPTART-LOVING SOMEONE SET THE MICROWAVE ON FIRE.
Rule #9: Don't let Thor mess around with technology he doesn't know about.
Rule #10: Same goes for Steve. And don't even let him near an iphone. PLEASE. A lot of property damage could have been avoided if some super-smart scientist hadn't shown him how to play fruit ninja. Just sayin'.
Rule #11: Don't ignore rule number 7.
Rule #12: No making up rules to suit your own needs
Rule #13: Kneel.
Rule #14: Don't let Loki near the rulebook.
Rule #15: Ignore Banner. Again, rule #13.
Rule #16: Don't go into guest bedroom five on the top floor. We couldn't think of anywhere else to put it.
Rule #17: All gods of mischief who let tigers loose in the building must deal with the aftermath.
Rule #18: All Avengers (and Loki) must assist in the cleanup of STARK tower after any huge disaster.
Rule #19: Don't exaggerate.
Rule #20: Remember rule #12.