Onc opun a time their was a man, a misteriuz man. He had the most hansome face. They're was also a gurl and she met the man. They fell in luv and they luved each other. For ever. Selana gomes wuz her name. Bob Duncan wuz his name. He is so hawt. With his bauld hed and hiz musuler armz... Selana's mom wuz mad so she in leeshed crazy termites and than she ate them al BABIES TAST LIKE FISH than anoter man came and saved the day and he HATED green foud so josefeen he's murderous dauhter came and murded him to deth. She was a vampire. She had a sparkling personalitty. The last thing he sawed was green egs and ham...