Ok, heres a random thing i thought of while reading the joke on except that was with a magic frog, a rabbit and the bear was the pervert. yes, i am aware that the sacred jewel only gives one wish, but this is funny.
Kikyo was walking through the forest, gazing at the Sacred Jewel. She had been entrusted to keep it, and she had done it well. But lately, she had grown tired of the responsibility.
She planned to give wishes to the next people she saw, so that she could be free. She suddenly heard yelling.
"GET BACK HERE, PERVERT!"
"Sango! Calm down!" Kikyo watched as a girl with long, dark hair chased a man in monk's robes.
"Wait!" she called to the two. They stopped and looked at her. "What are your names?" she asked.
"My dear," the monk suddenly appeared before her, holding her hand and looking her straight in the eyes. "My name is Miroku. Would you do me the honour of-" he was cut off by the girl hitting him on the head.
"Pervert…" she muttered. She looked at Kikyo. "I'm Sango." Kikyo nodded.
"I have decided to give each of you three wishes. My reasons are my own." She added, before they could protest. They looked at each other and Miroku shrugged.
"Ok." He said. Kikyo faced him.
"What do you wish for?" she asked. Miroku thought for a moment.
"I wish all the people in the village near by were girls." He said. Sango rolled her eyes as Kikyo granted it.
"I wish for my Hiraikotsu." Sango said. Miroku watched as it appeared by Sango's feet. As she bent to retrieve it, he made his second wish.
"I wish all the people in the next village over were girls, too." Kikyo granted it and turned to Sango again.
"I wish for Kirara to be here." Sango said. Miroku watched, very confused now, as Kirara descended from above them. Why didn't Sango just wait until they got back to camp to see Kirara and get her Hiraikotsu? He disregarded the thought for the moment and made his final wish.
"I wish for every body in the world, except me, to be female." He said. Kikyo granted it, now agreeing with Sango that he was a pervert. What ever happened to the monk's vow of chastity?
Sango climbed on Kirara's back and smiled cruelly and made her final wish:
"I wish Miroku was gay."
picture this: Miroku returns to the campsite and is greeted by a female Inuyasha and Shippo. Sango has told them why they are now females, and Inuyasha is gonna kill him.
also, Naraku and Sesshomaru are girls.
like i said, its just something random i thought of ; )