A/N: Invader Zim, Gir, Dib, and Gaz do not belong to me. I'm having trouble
with my keyboard so I can't use the exlamation point and stuff like that.
Curse this filthy eath keyboard. If only I had an irken keyboard. I wonder
if the do have keyboards on irken. Hmmm.........
Oh and the show whose line is it anyway's does not belong to me.
Whose Line Is Its Anyway, Invader Zim style
Drew Carey: Welcome to whose line is it anyway. The show where the points don't matter. Just like.......something that doesn't matter.
::audience laughs::
Drew Carey: Today on the show we have paranormal psycho Dib.
If looks could kill, everybody would be dead by her glare, Gaz.
World domination and destruction always on his mind, Zim.
And last but not least taco loving dog thing, Gir.
For you new viewers at home who never watch this show, this is a show where the points don't matter. Let's get started. Okay, the first game is super heroes. We'll start off with Zim.
Invader Zim: I ZIM, am not an alien, but a human.
Drew Carey: Okay whatever, now what should Zim be?
Audience: Superwoman, Striper boy, Super dog, Sir Hump A Lot.
Drew Carey: Okay we have a name ::chuckles:: Zim your Sir Hump A Lot. Now what is the world crisis?
Audience: No more Game slaves, no more make up, no more stoves, no more pante hose.
Drew Carey: Okay the world Crisis is no more pante hose, you Zim are at your secret lair getting ready to go to a dance when you see the world crisis on your computer thing.
Zim: Oh crap, my pante hose has a rip in it better go get some new ones. Wait, whats this? No more pante hose through out the world, well my super hero friends better come soon. ::Walks toward Dib and them:: I said my super hero friends better come soon.
Dib: Uh what? ::looks around:: Oh yeah. Here I am Sir Hump A Lot. Sorry I'm late, I was eating. What's the crisises.
Zim: Thank God your here um, Squeezes butts man. ::starts to hump Dib's leg::
Dib: What is the crisis Sir Hump A Lot? ::looks at Zim weird and squeezes his butt::
Zim: There is no more pante hose in the world.
Dib: Oh no.
Gaz: I'm here everybody whats the problem?
Dib: Oh your here Hits everyone just for the heck of it girl.
Gaz: ::walks over to Dib and starts to beat him up:: Okay so what is the crisis. I was playing my game when I was interrupted.
Zim: There is no more pante hose in the world. ::humps Gaza's leg::
Gaz: ::beats up Zim::
Gir: Hi ya everybody.
Gaz: You're here Crazy robot thing. All the pante hose in the world is missing.
Gir: No problem I'll just go and get my collection of pante hose from my closet.
Zim: Oh good, that's just one more world crisis solved. ::humps Gir's back::
Dib: Well we're off bye. ::walks off the little stage thing and sits down::
Gaz: I'm going to play my Game Slave 2 now, bye. ::goes and sits down next to Dib::
Gir: I'm going to get the pante hose no, bye piggy. ::sits down next to Dib::
Zim: Well now that's solved I guess I can be on my way now.
Drew Carey: ::pushes the sound button that makes the werid sound:: One thousand points for Zim for humping everybody's leg and another million points to Gaz for beating people up. Okay time for our break.
Oh and the show whose line is it anyway's does not belong to me.
Whose Line Is Its Anyway, Invader Zim style
Drew Carey: Welcome to whose line is it anyway. The show where the points don't matter. Just like.......something that doesn't matter.
::audience laughs::
Drew Carey: Today on the show we have paranormal psycho Dib.
If looks could kill, everybody would be dead by her glare, Gaz.
World domination and destruction always on his mind, Zim.
And last but not least taco loving dog thing, Gir.
For you new viewers at home who never watch this show, this is a show where the points don't matter. Let's get started. Okay, the first game is super heroes. We'll start off with Zim.
Invader Zim: I ZIM, am not an alien, but a human.
Drew Carey: Okay whatever, now what should Zim be?
Audience: Superwoman, Striper boy, Super dog, Sir Hump A Lot.
Drew Carey: Okay we have a name ::chuckles:: Zim your Sir Hump A Lot. Now what is the world crisis?
Audience: No more Game slaves, no more make up, no more stoves, no more pante hose.
Drew Carey: Okay the world Crisis is no more pante hose, you Zim are at your secret lair getting ready to go to a dance when you see the world crisis on your computer thing.
Zim: Oh crap, my pante hose has a rip in it better go get some new ones. Wait, whats this? No more pante hose through out the world, well my super hero friends better come soon. ::Walks toward Dib and them:: I said my super hero friends better come soon.
Dib: Uh what? ::looks around:: Oh yeah. Here I am Sir Hump A Lot. Sorry I'm late, I was eating. What's the crisises.
Zim: Thank God your here um, Squeezes butts man. ::starts to hump Dib's leg::
Dib: What is the crisis Sir Hump A Lot? ::looks at Zim weird and squeezes his butt::
Zim: There is no more pante hose in the world.
Dib: Oh no.
Gaz: I'm here everybody whats the problem?
Dib: Oh your here Hits everyone just for the heck of it girl.
Gaz: ::walks over to Dib and starts to beat him up:: Okay so what is the crisis. I was playing my game when I was interrupted.
Zim: There is no more pante hose in the world. ::humps Gaza's leg::
Gaz: ::beats up Zim::
Gir: Hi ya everybody.
Gaz: You're here Crazy robot thing. All the pante hose in the world is missing.
Gir: No problem I'll just go and get my collection of pante hose from my closet.
Zim: Oh good, that's just one more world crisis solved. ::humps Gir's back::
Dib: Well we're off bye. ::walks off the little stage thing and sits down::
Gaz: I'm going to play my Game Slave 2 now, bye. ::goes and sits down next to Dib::
Gir: I'm going to get the pante hose no, bye piggy. ::sits down next to Dib::
Zim: Well now that's solved I guess I can be on my way now.
Drew Carey: ::pushes the sound button that makes the werid sound:: One thousand points for Zim for humping everybody's leg and another million points to Gaz for beating people up. Okay time for our break.