Loving the Kitsune Chapter 1

" Heyo." talking

' I smell cheese?' thought

" FRIED CHICKEN!" loud voice

" Kneel down to me." voice full of power

" Fire Style: Grand Fireball!" Jutsu, and special moves

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or Percy Jackson those rights are given to the proper authors.

STORY START

Artemis was walking through a secluded part of Japans forest that the humans deemed haunted. It was believed that mythical creatures of all shapes and sizes lived in it and has stayed that way for 7000 years because of some god but when Zeus contacted the Japanese gods they said they don't go near the place.

Artemis did notice some of the gods did stir slightly at the mention of the forest. Namely Hades, Ares, Aphrodite, Hermes, and the fox god Inari but didn't say anything during the meeting.

When it came time to have someone look at it though all of them volunteered to go writhing it off as curiosity, boredom, or free time.

Zeus got suspicious since Aphrodite never would go to some place like the woods. So he assigned Artemis to go for her hunting and tracking skills.

When she arrived at the site where the area was supposed to start a small patch of earth that was barren of grass or trees appeared. That wasn't what surprised the goddess of the moon through it was the 30 feet tall wall of Marble that surrounded the forest. Near the top of the wall was a sign carved into it. Though her Japanese was rusty it read ' Hidden Leaf Villages training ground 44 The Forest of Death'. When she finished reading a large roar was heard.

Looking back at the sign she just noticed near the bottom of the wall only 8 feet off of the ground in bright neon orange paint was ' PROPERTY OF NARUKO UZUMAKI! KEEP OUT! DO NOT USE DOOR!' with swirls around and a big arrow pointing toward a small metal door.

Artemis sweatdropped at the message. It was like a little kid had written it. But what would a kid be doing out here?

After passing through the door ( which she noticed wasn't even locked) she was amazed at the forest before her. The trees were nearly 20 feet tall with 12 feet in diameter and those were the small ones, the large ones were at least 30 feet tall and 18 thick! She could feel it on her skin how bloodthirsty the animals were. Then she saw more writhing on the tree in front of her but this time in bright pink and looked more recent ' The Supper Amazing Great Naruko is NOT responsible for injury, death, or loss of pride once you have entered the forest.'

Artemis suddenly had a small smirk on her face. Whoever this Naruko was, either had a few screws loose or was a total sweetheart. Artemis had the strangest feeling it was both. Now that she thought about it the bloodlust she felt was slowly letting up. She guessed while she read the note she got used to it.

So she started to head off in look for this Naruko girl maybe she could become a new hunter.

Before she headed off she noticed the tree behind the one she just read, it said ' Warning this is property of The Mega Awesome Beautiful Naruko. Expect LOTS of traps!' and had a smiling fox giving a peace sign.

The Huntress actually laughed at the sign. Oh she just had to meet her now, just to tell her NOT to warn the enemy that your planting traps. Really she's the goddess of the hunt, she made her name off trapping. This will be easy...right?

5 hours later

" So this is why she said loss of pride." Artemis said to her self.

She was currently hung upside down by her ankles by a rope, her clothes turned pink with flowers stuck to them, lost her bow and arrows, and hair turned orange.

Turns out Naruko was much better at trap making then she originally believed. Scratch that she was better at making them then her, the GODESS OF THE BLOODY HUNT! Some were simple as trip wires with water balloons attached to pit falls full of jello, how the hell did she get bloody JELLO all the way out here Artemis will never know!

She sighed and reached for one of her daggers. She couldn't really blame the little girl since her traps weren't even remotely lethal ( to the body her pride was butchered and smashed to pieces).

What really pissed her off was the beasts, wolf's 10 feet tall, plants that attacked when you steered to close, and THE FUCKING SNAKES! They were the size of FUCKING TRAINS ( she got eaten by accident that's why she's so pissed at them.). When she finally cut her self free and landed on the ground she heard a sound that made her tense, the sound of a trap being sprung. She looked left, right, behind, and up but didn't see any thing. " Oh crap," and she felt a tug on her feet lifting her into the air again " OH COME ON NARU REALLY THE SAME TRAP!" ok she might blame her a little.

As she started on her journey again she saw a sign painted on a large stone 'Naruko's house this way!' with an arrow in baby blue painted on it with a tiny fox pointing the same way as the arrow with "onward" above it.

Our huntress breathed a sigh of relief. And started off.

5 minutes later

Artemis came upon a small wooden lodge in the middle of a clearing. It was simple with what looked like only two floors and windows on the front and sides. It had a few flowers at the front under the windows.

She was about to go over a knock on the door when it opened and out came what Artemis assumed was the infamous Naruko.

Sunny blonde hair that shined in the light and fell to her knees. Honey tanned skin that look soft and smooth to touch. Little whiskers marks on here cheeks Artemis just wanted to squeeze and rub. A little mouth with cute lips were in a little smile. A cute button nose. Large sky blue eyes that drew you in.

She didn't wear much just a simple bright orange crop top held up by two small strings that showed her flat stomach and Jean shorts that went to mid-thigh. She stood at 4'5 feet tall and she looked around 8-10 years but Artemis could tell that she would rival Aphrodite in looks alone in a few years.
She was carrying a metal watering can probably for her flowers.

Artemis was stuck in awe of the beauty in front of her till she noticed something odd about the girl. On the top of her head she had two blond fox ears on her head with tips of white on them and a tail the same shade of blond as her hair also with a white tip on the end.

She will come to relies later that she was a Kitsune or fox spirit. Right now she was using her iron will only a god could have to not glomp the girl and scream " KAWAI! " to the world. After suppressing her fangirl urges ( that she didn't know existed till now ) she decided to speak with her.

" Hey girl what are you doing out here?" Artemis said while she walked into the clearing. She turned so fast that she swore her head might fall off. Then she started laughing her cute little behind off rolling on the grass. Okay, she admitted it she looked like an idiot right now but it was HER fault!

When she calmed down Artemis began again " Look, Naruko right, my name is Artemis and I've been assigned by Zeus to..." she stopped speaking in favor of dodging a clawed hand from ripping her throat out. As she jumped away she yelled at her " WAIT I JUST WANT TO TALK."

Naruko paused but yelled " BULLSHIT HE JUST WANTS TO KILL ME SO I WON'T POSE A THREAT TO HIM!" as she said this she looked like a pitcher winding up. When she threw a bright blue ball of fire headed at Artemis. Narrowly dodging the fire by jumping into a tree she watched as the fire hit the tree and exploded into an inferno. Artemis started to yell " Look I don't know why you think Zeus would want to kill you but he doesn't even know your here. I was sent her to figure out if anything in here was dangerous." Naruko looked at Artemis straight in the eye. She saw nothing in them that a liar would have.

" What do you want?" Naruko asked. Artemis let out I sigh of relief ' At least she's stopped throwing fireballs at me.'

" What are you doing all the way out here?"
she replied " I live here."

" Why would Zeus want to kill you?" " Kitsune's gain power the longer they live, I'm currently at 7 tails of power so I'm around the power of a lower class god but in another 2000 years I might be able to beat him in a straight fight. Higher god don't like competition if they can help it."

" What was the Hidden Leaf Village?" " A ninja village that was formed around 8000 years ago when Pangaea was still together. This used to be a training area. I was born there."

" Last question, when we had a meeting with the Japanese gods a number of gods acted strangely, they were Hades, Ares, Aphrodite, Hermes, and Inari, why?"

Naruko actually smiled at this " That's because..." she was cut off by a yell " NNNNNAAAAARRRRRUUUUUKKKKKOOOOO!"

When they looked at the direction of the voice Naru was suddenly picked up by a golden blur. Turns out Hermes decided to come for a visit.

" Hey Hermes , was up?" Naruko asked happily ( if you looked closely her tail was waging ) " Naru we have to go and remove all your signs and traps NOW!" " What, why? I thought you liked my signs, you said they were cute?" Naruko asked with tears in her eyes using the infamous kicked puppy look on him. It was only enhanced with her fox ears gone flat and tail hanging limply. Hermes visibly recoiled at the sight while Artemis nearly fell off the branch. " I'm sorry Naru but Artemis is coming to find you soon and she might report you to Zeus and who knows how he'll take the news! I promise I'll come bring you some more paint ok but we have to hurry!" and with that he tucked her under his arm ready to run. It was actually kinda funny looking.

" Hermes." Artemis said politely.

Hermes froze mid-step and visibly paled. He looked behind him very slowly with his mouth agape. There and behold was Artemis...with bright orange hair, dirt all over her, wearing pink animal pelts with flowers stuck to them. Hermes believed he had a total of 4 options.

1) Laugh his ass off and high five Naru for making the Goddess of the Moon look like an idiot.

2) Take a picture for blackmail purposes so she keeps her mouth shut about Naru.

3) Run as fast as possible to someplace where they can't find Naru or him like the north pole or Somalia (everything that goes bang or boom is in Somalia). Naru always said she wanted to hug a penguin, be a pirate, and find mount Rameno. Girl needs to lay off the ramen a bit.

4) Faint, let Naru poke him with a stick, let her and Artemis drag him inside Naru's cottage, Naru and her chat, and then get bitch-slapped awake by Naru's cute little clawed hands.

He decided to do a little of everything.

He brought out his phone and took a picture while suppressing chuckles, gave Naru a low five with a promise to go to the north pole on his next break, turned towards Artemis, and proceeded to laugh till he lost conscious.

Artemis was dumb struck while she watched the fox girl run into the forest and come back with a stick. She started to question hers and Naru's sanity when she proceeded to poke the prince of thieves with the stick.

" Naruko may we please use your house until Hermes wakes up and so you can explain WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON!" " It started long long ago in a land where kitties were considered demons of the highest form, people with pale skin became obsessed with the male genitalia, and anyone with funky eyes were massive perverts." " Please Naru just help me drag him inside" Artemis said tiredly.

End chapter 1

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