naruto is property of Masashi Kishimoto
bleach is property of Kubo Tite don't know if it's right got it off google
normal pepole speaking
Summons/demons speaking
getting new toys
On the tenth of October the kyubi attacked and so on and so fourth now we skip four years in the future to October the tenth again and we see a little four year old boy running from a mob of about a hundred people now despite what someone might think this was not a one off occurrence no mobs this size form about four or five times a week and it usually ended with a trip to the hospital for a few hours however this one was different. Now on to naruto
"Fuck why is this one so large" thought naruto as he ran however unfortunately for naruto as he ran he was not looking where he was going and ran into a wall "we've got you now demon" one of the villagers shouted they grabbed him roughly and put a bag over his head and after 2 minutes of being jostled and roughly thrown on to the ground "tonight is the night you die demon scum" and then the pain began first they began small such as slicing his flesh and then the real pain began when they put slat on his wounds and started to dope him with nerve toxins that made his nerves more sensitive to prolong and enlarge his pain after about two hours of constant screaming and chocking someone finally had the decency to knock him unconscious and then it happened the moment that changed his life he met his first mate the kyubi although he did not know this yet.
Time skip two hours
"Great though naruto they tourcher me and then dump my body in what I assume is a sewer now to clear some stuff up" naruto was by no means stupid he had figured out long ago that he held the kyubi now onto the meeting as naruto walked along a corridor covered in piped and broken bricks he then herd a soft sound it sounded like a girl crying "I wonder who that could be I doubt it's the kyubi he thought so he continued and the sound got louder and at the end he came across a large hall like room taller then anything he had seen and he herd the sound again and then he realised that sound was coming from behind the bars so with out a second thought for what was behind their he ran in and saw something he did not expect he saw the most beautiful girl he had ever seen she was about 5'8 had long flowing red hair and an oval shaped face her skin was flawless she said "hi I'm the great kyubi no yoko"
"What but you're a girl" "yes you got a problem with that" "no I'm just fine with it" "good now on to business judging from your face I'd say that you already new I was in you" "yes that's correct but I had no idea you were a girl" "ignoring the girl comment for now as you know I am in you but I can get out I just have to make a pact with you" "why would I want you to get out you're the I suffered" "FOOLISH MORTAL I DID NOT ATTACK YOUR PATHETIC MUD HOLE OF MY OWN FREE WILL I was controlled by madara uchiha" "madara but he should be dead" "yes he should but due to his Eternal Mangekyō Sharingan he has survived even if he is a shadow of his former self he was the reason for my attack but enough of that I want to strike a deal" "ok I'm willing to listen" "good now the terms I want are obviously I want out and while blushing I want to be your mate" "WHAT I'M ONLY FOUR YOU SICK BITCH" "Not now but when you graduate the academy which you will be going to whether you like it or not" "ok that's your side of the deal now what can you do for me" "well I can do two things the first would be to activate your blood line which gives you control of all the elements and sub elements as well as gravity and I can also give you perfect control of all type of energy such as nature chakra, youki spirit energy, physical energy or kid (AN not to be confused with KI killing intent) and of course normal chakra" "ok when does this start" "it starts as soon as you exit you mind" "so basically now as I can sense old man hokage and Iuka sensei coming in" "ok I'll give you five minutes to explain what happening to them and then it will start oh and kit be prepared for pain unlike any other" "yes, yes" "ok now get going" "ok see you in a bit." "Wow what a rush old man, Iruka I have a lot to tell you. Yes sarutobi said. Well you see"
"Exactly four and a half minutes later well it's bout to begin I suggest you put up a barrier so no one senses the chakra. Sigh yes naruto Sarutobi syas. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH screamed naruto"
Time skip 5 days (in the center of the street)
Kiba and choji talking "so do you know what happened to naruto" kiba asked "no" choji answered "dads being really tight lipped about it in the end he told me that it was a triple s secret of the highest degree punishable by mutilation and death if told by any one other then the hokage." "Oh" said kiba "I bet you he got caught defacing the hokage monument again." "No it wasn't that and besides he would never get caught doing something like that my dad told me about a time when he filled all the ANBUs face masks and cloths with itching powder" as they continued to talk totally unaware that just a few short minuets away there friend/acquaintance was writhing in agony coming to the end of what was to be a life changing experience
Hospital same time
Naruto had just finished metamorphosis and was looking at herself um kyubi why to I look about fifteen "that's partially my fault you see to activate everything I said I in one go I had to pump an awful lot of yoki in to you and accidentally made you a demon the jubi to be precise" "YOU WHAAAAAAAAT"
(HOKAGE TOWER)
"WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAT" oooo naruto's up thought sarutobi
(HOSPITAL)
"What did you do to me asked naruto" "I said I made you the jubi you should be happy" "I am it just came as a surprise to me that's all" "well good now you know what you said about being only four well that no longer applies as now you will never age, you will never die of old age and you'll be dam hard to kill but I will still wait for you to finish the academy before I mount you" "thank the gods I'm just not ready to have a relationship" "now do you remember your side of the barging you get your blood line and control of the elements and I get to be your first mate and to get out of this accursed cage" "yes, yes I remember" "good now to get me out of this cage you just have to rip of the seal now normally this would kill you but due to your demonic blood it will only give you a slight tingly feeling" "so I do it now yea" "yes but be careful to get all the seal in one go because if you don't your soul will be sealed in the stomach of the Shingami" "ok I'm doing it now hold on"
(Mindscape)
"Wow this place is dull I can see why you would want to get out of here kyu-chan" "yes now hurry up and get me out" ok now where is the seal queue sweat drop from kyubi "kit try looking at the big ass piece of paper that says seal" "oh sorry says" naruto as he rubs his head in the naruto-ish way so he reaches up to grab the seal but a hand stops him he looks to his left and sees the Yondime standing there "son what are you doing says the man". "Yondime samma" says naruto "WAIT A MINUTE SON" "yes son" "wait sarutobi never told you I told him to tell you when you finished the academe." Dad I'm four I look like this because of certain circumstances". "Well what ever they are why are you trying to rip of the seal I was going to rip of the seal to pay back kyu-chan because she activated my blood line among other things". "Oh and what did she want in return apart from out of the seal." "The only other thing she wanted was to be my first mate". "Son your four there is no way in hell I'm letting you mate with the kyubi". "Not now when I finish the academe". "Then why are you letting her out now". "Well because it's inhumane to keep her in here when I can get her out." "Sigh ok just do it but keep it quiet from everyone apart from sarutobi." "Yes dad".
(Out side the seal 1 minute later)
If one was looking in from the window you would see something terrifying they would see red yoki taking the shape of a woman
(A minute later)
"Oooo it's good to be back thought the kyubi" "yes, yes kyu-chan now do me a favour and go get the old man so we can sort this out" "ok I'll go now"
(10 minuets later hokage's office)
"Hokage samma thei is a young woman here to see you". "Very good send her in". "hokage samma naruto sent me to tell you he's awake and he wants to talk to you its urgent." "Sigh ok I'm coming now".
(Hospital 10 minutes later)
"Hello naruto said sarutobi". "Hey old man how are you". "I'm fine naruto now what was so important that you had to drag me away from my paper work not that I'm not grateful". "Well you see when I was out I met my burden thank you for telling my about by the way Jiji." "I'm sorry I didn't tell you about that naruto I was going to wait until you passed the academe." "Oh and what about MY PARENTS". "What ever do you mean naruto you are an orphan who was dropped of at the orphanage one night". "DON'T LIE TO ME I MET MY FARTHER IN MY MINDSCAPE HE TOLD MY EVERYTHING THINKING I WAS OLDER THEN I WAS." "What do you mean your farther is dead?" "Ahh so you do know who he is then you admit it". "Sigh yes naruto I do how ever I was not meant to tell you until you finished the academe." "Yes well it doesn't matter now that I know now no doubt you've noticed that my apperance is a bit different well that's because"
(Insert explanation including blood line and elemental control and kyubi)
"Actually there is something else that forgot to mention and that is that you have a dou jutsu the easiest way to espial it to you is that it's a combination of the rennigan and the eternal monkegeko sharingan that has all of it's powers including control of me". "OK THAT IS ENOUGH SURPRISES" "now I assume that since you know of your heritage that you want to move into your fathers estate". "Yes however I want you to keep quiet about my heritage until" "he enters the academe that should be enough time for me to train him to be just as deadly as his farther if not more so and before you ask sarutobi he will not be hiding his skills although he will only be using the amount of force appropriate for the job." "sigh ok how ever I do have one favour to ask you" "oh and what is that" "what the hell is the secrete to paper work you're a being of power and still found time to be controlled so you must know" "yes that I do and the secret is kage bushins". "Well fuck me twice I never thought of that any way I shall leave you to get dressed and then I shall call a council meeting which you both shall attend and we will tell the council everything apart from your heritage."
"Ok Jiji you win I'll be ready in about ten minutes".
CHAPTER END
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ok so i will probaly put quite a few time skips in here nother majour a few minutes or hours it realy depends on the situation
by the way if you see the word toucher replace it with mutilation
by the way i'm only saying this once this will be a naruto bleach - dragon ball z cross over
