Cousins

It has been a couple of weeks after Howard had come back from space Sheldon, Rajesh and Leonard are in the apartment playing world of war craft

Sheldon: - "That's right all bow to the mighty sheldor you weak mortals."

Leonard: - "Sheldon it's just a game".

Sheldon: - "I do not this Sheldon I am the mighty sheldor you puny mortal."

Howard: - "Hang on sheldork I got a text."

Sheldon: - "Now that's just rude it better be an important text message to not only call me that but to interrupt world of war craft."

Rajesh: - "Ya dude monsters don't fight themselves you know."

Howard: - "It is you know the British hacker DC."

Sheldon: - "Of course DC the only hacker to not only hack the Europe security system and still able to download a system that has court more criminals than any other system that has been used before why do you ask."

Howard: - "Well the American security has hired DC to improve their security system and since they need another engineer to ensure that he doesn't steal any information from their systems. And they've ask me."

Sheldon: - "Can I meet DC please please please ill do anything".

Leonard: - "Wow its Stephen hawking all over again".

Rajesh: - "cool. What does he have to do to meet him this time"?

Howard: - "Oddly enough nothing going dress shopping with my mother was punishment for anyone".

Sheldon: - "thank you."

Leonard: - "Bernadette said that you can't mess with him this time."

Howard: - "Yep."

Rajesh: - "Bummer dude."

Scene 2

In the hallway Sheldon and Lenard are walking to their mail box to get the mail. Penny walking down the stairs is on the phone she is looking distressed and worried about what is being said.

Leonard: - "Sheldon theirs a letter for you". Holds out letter for Sheldon.

Sheldon: - "A letter what jow maybe it's a letter from memar" takes the letter of Lenard and opens to read it.

Penny enters the mail area

Leonard: - Walks over to penny. "Penny are you ok".

Penny: - "Not really someone just stolen my car the police found it trashed in a watering fountain". Hangs up phone.

Leonard: - Puts hand on her shoulder. "Well at least it's found now".

Penny: - "Ya but" interrupted by Sheldon screaming.

Penny: - "Sheldon honey what's the matter".

Sheldon: - Gasping for breath after finishing screaming. "What wrong I'll tell you what wrong the demon of my family is coming to visit me from England my devil of a cousin Danielle-Elizabeth. O what a world when I have the chance to meet the mighty DC himself you cousin thinks now is the best time to visit me". Drops letter, pause for a though seconds to do so. "God why do you hate me".

Penny: - "Wait isn't one of the comic book universes."

Sheldon: - "Yes but it is also the anagram for the English hacker."

Penny: - Glares at Sheldon. "But don't I get anything for knowing that DC was to do with comic books."

Leonard: - "of course you do. Wait i thought your cousin was seventeen what she doing travelling all this way."

Penny: -"Wait his cousin is seventeen but you're in your thirties how the heck does that work".

Unknown voice: - "Simple my mother got drunk and thought his uncle was in his twenties."

Penny, Lenard and Sheldon turn around to see a teenage girl standing in the door way she is average height with dyed red hair she has the same eye colour as Sheldon and is wearing gray military style boots and black skinny jeans and a white t shirt with the words I hate physics on it. She is holding a red leather jacket over her shoulder with one hand and a steering wheel in the over.

Sheldon: - "O dear load what have you done this time."

Penny and Lenard: - Looking shocked. "You know her!"

Sheldon: - "Yes she unfortunately she my cousin." Sounding upset when saying this.

Danni: - "nice to see you to sheldork, names Danielle-Elizabeth but most people call me Danni for short." Walks over to Lenard and penny. "Do any of you two know where I can hide this cos if I'm found with this I will have a hard time explaining this to the cops?" Holds up steering wheel.

Leonard: - looks at the steering wheel "Were did you get that?"

Danni: - "Stole a car crashed it in a fountain took the steering wheel as a trophy. No big deal."

Penny: - Angry but trying not to shout "You trashed my car."

Danni: - "Wow my hunch was right it was a dumb blondes car." Holds out the steering wheel out to penny. "Here take my trophy." Wait till she grabs it off her. "It's yours now enjoy."

Sheldon: - "I was wrong this could be a fun visit."