Artemis Made Me Do It!
You know you're obsessed when...
1- You call, "taking the subway," "riding the hotshots," and you ask, "when is the next flare predicted?" instead of, "what time's the next train?"
2- You get freaked out in geometry when the teacher says "scalene."
3- You don't like pixies. Or Opals.
4- On Saint Patty's Day, you look at the little men with red beards and green suits, then laugh at how behind all the pathetic mudpeople are.
5- You actually use the term "mudpeople."
6- You have entertained the thought of naming your children after Greek gods.
7- You have taken to digging deep holes in your yard, and when people ask why, you say, "I must find Haven!" Said digging may or may not be done with the mouth.
8- You wear tinfoil hats to keep away brain-probes.
9- You look at your troll dolls from when you were a kid, and think, "Wow, they're right! These things are pretty scary!" Then you had to throw them out because you were kind of freaked.
10- You can read/ write in Gnommish.