This is a collection of random one shots I create that are too short or too plotless to become actual stories. They do not have to make sense. They are allowed to have gigantic plotholes. These are for my own enjoyment. If you wish to expand on one, ask my permission first. If I owned anything, I wouldn't have to write disclaimers. I usually for get to though, so feel privledged that I am. This will be my only disclaimer for the series. I take no responsibility of what may happened when reading these stories.
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'Finally GIR! I have perfected this gas that will make all humans attracted to those of there same gender. In 100 years, there will be no more humans left on this planet! It will then be easy to take it over!' Zim was monologuing to GIR about his latest plan. 'And to ensure that Dib does ot interfere, I have created that diversionary clam you see on that' he pointed to a monitor, 'screen there.' Then Zim let the gas out into the atmosphere.
TWOWEEKSLATER
Everybody in the world was affected by the gas, except for Ms. Bitters, Gaz and Dib. Dib and Gaz weren't actually fully human, having been created by Professor Membrane, and Ms. Bitters was Ms. Bitters. She needed no explanation.
100YEARSLATER
Zim was sitting on a beach, watching the sun set. He was starting to miss the humans, now they were all dead. But he did have his own planet now. After the tallest had banished him he had started to plan his "retirement" on his planet. He was planning on making aliens pay to come and visit it. He took a sip of his pina colada. Aliens would pay for anything.
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No. I have nothing against gays. This is just because in some stories EVERYBODY seems to be gay, bi or lesbian. Just pointing out the impracticalties of such a world.