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Nerfin' U.S.A.
Starring:
Cuddles (Cuddles pops up and waves, then disappears)
Toothy (Toothy pops up and waves with both arms, then disappears)
Featuring:
Flippy (Flippy pops up and salutes, then disappears)
Prickly (Prickly pops up and tips his ballcap, then disappears)
Almost There...
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Camera opens on Cuddles and Toothy. Cuddles has a bandana tied around his head and Toothy is wearing an old combat helmet. They both have Nerf guns and they are shooting foam bullets at each other.
"DIE, YOU COMMIE JAP GOONER!", Cuddles screams at the top of his lungs as he attacks Toothy.
"THIS IS SPARTA!", Toothy bellows as he counters Cuddle's attack.
Meanwhile, Prickly is walking down the street. "Doo doo doo, dobbie doo. Doo doo doo, dobbie doo" he's singing to himself, when he hears all the commotion and yelling. He stops and peeks over the fence.
On the other side are Cuddles and Toothy shooting each other with Nerf darts.
Prickly knew without even looking at his watch that the time was 11:37 on Saturday morning.
Toothy and Cuddles always watch 'G.I. Joe' at 11:00 on Saturday mornings. After it ended at 11:30, they would grab their Nerf guns, run into the park and start a war.
Prickly sighs happily, drops back down and continues on his walk.
Suddenly, Cuddles runs out of Nerf darts. So, he drops his Nerf launcher and whips out his cap pistol. Toothy does the same. The sound of caps exploding fills the air.
Flippy, who happens to be taking a stroll through the park, hears the caps and thinks they're actual gunshots. He growls as he become Fliqpy.
Fliqpy slowly pulls out his knife and attacks Toothy and Cuddles.
Toothy screams as Fliqpy cuts his throat.
Prickly hears the screams and peeks over the fence again. He sees Fliqpy drop Toothy's lifeless body and quickly bury his knife in Cuddle's chest. The sight of the blood causes Prickly to flip out and become PRickly. [The R is supposed to be reversed] His eyes become fire engine red and his teeth are fangs. PRickly vaults over the fence, whips out his K-Bar and charges at Fliqpy.
Fliqpy sees PRickly coming at him and holds his knife at stomach level.
PRickly charges right into Fliqpy. When they collide, they windup stabbing each other in the stomach. They both drop to their knees, clutching the knife handles sticking out of their guts. They look each other in the eye. PRickly changes back into Prickly and Fliqpy changes back into Flippy.
Prickly coughs and spits out a mouthful of blood. He then falls down dead.
Flippy pulls the knife out of his stomach, blood pouring from the wound. He slowly pales and dies from blood loss.
Moral: There are no winners in war, only losers.
Produced, written and directed by McQueenfan95.