1. Why it took so long for the Dark Forest to actually do something
Brokenstar: *Stands on rock* ALRIGHT, is everyone here?
Snowtuft: *rubs eyes* What's the deal with these meetings so early, Brokenstar? I was having this great dream and-
Brokenstar: You're dead, you don't need to sleep.
Snowtuft: Hmmph. Sleep is StarClan. Go worship.
*Tigerstar and Hawkfrost eye each other*
Hawkfrost: *whispers to Tigerstar* He DOES know we're in the Dark Forest, right?
Tigerstar: *whispers back to Hawkfrost* Don't crush his dreams. He really wanted to go to StarClan.
Hawkfrost: *whispering to Tigerstar* What did he even do to get here
Tigerstar: *whispers back* I...don't even know.
Mapleshade: *randomly appears seemingly out of thin air* WHAT ARE YOU TWO TOMS WHISPERING ABOUT? RUINING SHE-CATS LIVES? HMMM?
*Tigerstar and Hawkfrost jump 5 feet in the air*
Maggottail: You know, Mapleshade. You really work against yourself with your anti-tom crusade.
Mapleshade: Your mother named you after a maggot, you don't get to talk.
Snowtuft: *laughs* Good one, Mapleshade.
Maggottail: *glares at Snowtuft* Because Snowtuft totally sends fear into the hearts of our enemies, right?
*All cats besides Brokenstar start fighting and arguing*
*Thistleclaw comes out, stretching and yawning*
Thistleclaw: Hey guys, what'd I miss?
Brokenstair: *sighs* No wonder our revenge plot has taken 24 books.