It was a nice day outside and Hanako was not at her house, because she was at a sleepover with some of her friends. Some of the stitchpunks at my house were kind of jealous because 2 went with her. 9 was at Hanako's computer surfing the web and minding his business.
DIALOGUE:
9: *browsing the internet and stumbles upon GFDI Dave* What is that? Hmm... *clicks the video and GFDI Dave plays* *9 starts laughing*
9: Hey 5! Come here for a second!
5: *enters the room* What's going on? 9, what are you watching?
9: Karkat can sing!
5: This is Karkat singing that? Huh. I never knew that.
9: Isn't this hilarious? *starts laughing*
5: *chuckles* It Kinda is! *starts laughing with 9*
Karkat was in the living room, trying to take a nap. Untill he heard 9 and 5 laughing, and the GFDI Dave music too, since it was playing loudly.
DIALOGUE:
9: *laughing with the music busting*
5: *laughing along with 9*
KARKAT: WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE!
9: *sees Karkat* Oh! Hey Karkat!
5: KARKAT?!
KARKAT: I AM TRYING TO TAKE A NAP AND YOU TWO ARE LAUGHING SO FUCKING LOUDLY. NOT TO MENTION THE SHITTY MUSIC BURSTING.
9: I never knew you could sing!
5: *quietly* 9!
KARKAT: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, 9.
9: Listen!
EVERYONE: *watches video again*
KARKAT: *blushing bright red* WHAT THE FUCK!? WHY IS THE FANDOM TORTURING ME AND PAIRING ME UP WITH-
KARKAT: *starts singing* GOD FUCKING DAMMIT DAVE
THERE GOES THE LAST SHIT THAT I EVER GAVE
ISN'T IT IRONIC
USED TO BE PLATONIC
THEN I REALIZE
I'M HORNS OVER HEELS
FOR
9: God fucking dammit Dave!
5: Making bed move eyes at any pretty boy or girl or troll,
KARKAT: HE ALWAYS KNOWS JUST HOW TO PISS ME OFF
EVEN IF I BEG HE WON'T LAY OFF
EVERYONE: *singing GFDI Dave*