Two Hobbits were walking one day
Determined and ready were they
They asked, "Where is Gondor?"
To them: "Beyond Mordor."
They nodded and headed away.
A horrible creature then screamed
Lamenting about a gold ring
Said the fat Hobbit, "Shut it!"
Moaned the creature, "Forget it!"
Cried the other one, "Hurry, let's leave!"
The fish and the veggies were fried
But the creature complained and he cried
He preferred his fish raw
And the Hobbits soon saw
That the creature was not on their side.
Closer and closer they trekked
Exhausted and hungry and sick
They had lost all their food
They were in a bad mood
Gollum nearly got stabbed in the neck.
Soon both Hobbits started to fight
Frodo stormed off into the night
He almost became dinner
For a hungry web-spinner
Sam saved him with all his might.
The Hobbits were nearing their fate
The audience just could not wait
And as Frodo ran
Closely followed by Sam
We kept holding our breath at a bait.
They were limping and staggering now
While the battle raged on in the south
When they dropped to their knees
And their pain would not ease
The audience kept asking: "How?"
At last they had come to the end
The creature to his death they did send
And as Gollum fell
The gold ring did as well
When it sank, it did not even bend.
Our heroes were now nearly dead
Their faces were blotchy and red
But then in flew the eagles
They forgot about Smeagol
And Nazgul, and pain, and…
woke up…
in…a…
bed…
Four Hobbits were walking one day
Unruffled and peaceful were they
As they said their goodbyes
The whole audience cried
And the big ship sailed on away.