"Why didn't you tell me?"

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1) Darkness

"Connor, why didn't you tell me that it was dark outside?"

"Abby, we were screwing like rabbits. What did you think? That it was day?"

2) People

"Connor, why didn't you tell me that we've picked up an extra person when we went back to 1947?"

"Because, Miss Maitland, it's me, and if your boyfriend had said anything, I would've pulled his kidneys through his nose," Helen Cutter explained, her teeth shining white.

3) Lies

"Connor, why didn't you tell me the truth?"

"That I've eaten all of the chocolate cookies? Honestly, I felt that blaming Rex was safer at that point."

4) Truth

"Connor, why didn't you lie to Lester?"

"'Cause I didn't want you to get the blame for having his daughter's pony be eaten by a terror bird, Abby."

5) Spring

"Connor, why didn't you tell me that it's spring?"

"I think I forgot to update my electronic calendar, Abby. Oops."

6) Insecure

"Connor, why didn't you tell me that you don't feel secure here?"

"If a spontaneously manifested time anomaly to Cretaceous Madagascar didn't convince you, Abby, nothing could."

7) Purposeless

"Connor, why didn't you tell me that you've had nothing to do?"

"Because he didn't expect to short-circuit the entire ARC?" Becker suggested instead, doing his best to prevent Lorraine from braining Connor with a paperweight.

8) Meaningless

"Connor, why didn't you tell me that you thought this art was meaningless?"

"Because when I suggested that to Emily, she suggested that I had an anal-retentive complex instead."

9) Future

"Connor, why didn't you tell me that we were going to the future?"

"Because I don't know what future, Abby – the one where Matt #1 came from, or the one where Matt #2 did."

10) Past

"Connor, why didn't you tell me that we were going to the past?"

"Because I believe that my daughter asked him to keep it a surprise," Christine Merchant, nee Johnson replied instead, before turning her attention to Emily and Matt. "And speaking of her, is that my new son-in-law?"

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