The Mutant Bash

I woke up in a giant filthy room as bight lights illuminated the room,"Where am I?"

"You are in Mutant Bash, Mr. Eddward J. Lennick." A fat, ugly man stated as he walked closer and closer to me,"You have seen Mutant Bash, haven't you."

"Isn't that the game show where you put men up against some monsters."

"Yes it is! The whole world is watching you right now!"

"Wait. I thought you put prisoners on death row in this show."

"Yes."

"Wait-I'm not on death row."

"Well, you are. Now, you have to fight these monsters." he finished as he walked towards an elevator and entered,"Good luck."

"I'm not on death row." My pleads fell upon deaf ears. I started to look around for my guns. They always give you guns in this show. And I should know I watched it. I finally found an AK-47, a Spaz twelve gauge shot gun, and a hand gun that held infinte amount of bullets, and a pack of grenades.

"Hey, there kid," The man greeted on the intercom,"You are on Mutant Bash! The world's hottest game show!" I looked up and saw him standing with a bunch of hot dames and a group of men that dressed in all black latex,"Don't worry. Don't fret. I make you work hard to live and sweat sweat-hey, who writes this stuff?...I want him in this show next. Anywho, if you wish to live kill the mutants. However, the mutants can and will kill you...Anyways best of luck." A door opened and I walked through.

I held my AK in my hand ready to shoot at any moment. I aim with nervous feeling. I hated this show-who could've put me on death row. I did nothing but armed robbery.

"Hey, kid...behind you." The intercom came. My eyes widened with fear. I turned around and sure enough a monster came running at me.

"Ahhh," a scream erupted from me. The scream sounded girly and I didn't care. I ran in the other direction. The mutant was faster than me and eventually caught up. I turned around and shot him in the head with the AK. He fell down instantly,"Hah! How you like me now punk! You just got pwned. Hey, I'll send you a friend request on Headbook (the future Facebook.)" I started to teabag him. Then, I turned around and saw a mutant stare at me dead in the eyes, only a few inches away.

I looked away slowly and walked a bit further before I ran. The mutant followed,"Oh my god!" I turned around and shot it in the head. Didn't work. I shot him somemore unloading a full magazine before he died.

"You are my favorite, kid...until they kill you." The intercom bursted. I walked into a corridor that only source of light is a lantern that looked like it would go out anytime soon. There were plenty of doorways there and lots of them were empty. And just when I was about to exit, a mutant came from the door behind me and threw me in that room.

I got up to aim, but it dissapeared,"Ahh sh-" The mutant jumped from the ceiling to behind me. He knocked my AK out of my hand and threw me against a wall.

"Oh, kid, you are about to die." I got up and pulled my twelve gauge and shot at it. Unfortunately, it jumped away. I saw it on the ceiling and shot it down, injuring it. It couldn't move an inch without crying.

"Ahh.. what's the little baby gonna do? Call it's mommy."

"Actually, kid, that's what it's doing. It's a baby." I looked up,"It's calling a whole pack." I noticed hands coming through the walls. I took my handgun and shot it in the head. I looked for my AK and found it. I took it and ran.

"Help me!"

"Well, Mr. *Bleep*, you're the con."

I heard something behind me. I turned around and, to my horror, hundreds were following me. I looked for a door way (that had a door). I finally found one. I opened the door and closed it. I took a couple of steps back and noticed more doors. I looked at the door. They were almost in.

I took three grenades, took the pins out, and threw the grenades at the door. I turned around and ran towards a random doorway. And, to my luck, there were multiple doors. I looked back and heard an explosion. Smiling, I walked through a door.

Buzz! Tasers hit me and I fell down out cold.

I came to and noticed the fat guy on the intercom looking at me.

"Congrats! You passed round one."

"What's the point of this?"

"Of what?"

"THIS! This game, you, and the mutants," It took me a while to realize my guns were gone and I was sitting down on a chair, handcuffed.

"Fine. The point is not whether or not to give you a death sentence. THIS IS you death sentence. We just try to make it entertaining. Is that all your questions?"

"No. What's your name?"

"My name?"

"Yeah."

"It's Eddy."

"Well, , I hope you die with these mutants."

"Ready for round two. You know..barely anyone made it this far. Great! I bet you won't make it further." Before I could answer, someone knocked me out.

I woke up in a hallway filled with humans. There was a door. I knew where that lead to. I looked again and saw my weapons. Confident, I walked in ready for the pending war.