A/N: Oh my gosh. I am so strange. This is an email that I sent to myself with the help of my friend who shalt not be-eth named-eth because-eth she-eth does-eth not-eth want-eth to-eth be-eth mentioned-eth. The friend is is in bold, I am in italics.
Enjoy.
From: **** (******) Sent:28 November 2009 16:04:39To:******
hi ellen this is **** even though u are sitting next to me right this moment when i am righting this
now i am going to pass u on to yourself here is ellen of the past
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Good evening, Ellen (Of the future).
I sincerely hope that you are well, and you do not have any more nosebleeds. I understand that you had one only on Friday morning from 4:00 AM until 4:45 AM. I'm guessing that it was not an enjoyable experience (But, of course, I am right. Because you are me and I am you. It is incredibly confusing, I know. This is not the first time that I have sent a message to myself... I have no social life...).
So, yes, what have you been up to? A Christmas Fayre, you say? Why, how delightful!
Are you still keeping up with that weirdo, ****? Hmmmmm..... Very strange....
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sorry the bit above with all the letters is where i was fighting u just a min ago (aka u) i am sure u know because u were there of course
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I am terribly sorry, my league. I have just killed my (Slash your) friend ****. She has died a terrible death and her ashes will rest in a pot over my fireplace. Of course, you (Slash I) will remember that you killed your (Slash my) friend, ****.
So, anyway, see ya.
fo' shizzzllllleee.
mmmmmmmmmmmmmeeeeeeeeeeeee
Quiet, foo'