Twilight Bloopers:

Edwards appearance at the cafeteria-

Bella: who's he?

Edward opens the door and takes a step. Trips over door-jam and falls flat on his face.

Lab room-

Teacher: today we will be studying planaria aka, flatworms.

Bella notices that Edward is holding his breath. She stiffs her hair.

Bella: it's not me so it must be you.

Angela and Bella talking at La Push-

Bella: you should ask him you're a strong independent woman.

Angela: really?

Bella: yeah

Angela: aw, thanks Oprah.