That's right, ladies and gentlemen! After thinking about it for a few minutes/hours/days/months, I decided to make a side-fic for Tales of the World. This time, all of these chapters will hold nothing but skits. I'll go for a couple dozen before I see if this is worth keeping up. Bear in mind that my original Tales of Fanfic will still have skits, but this is the main place to get the funny ones. Also remember that unless otherwise stated, all these skits take place on Chat's ship.
OK, this is going to be a small one. Zelos is going to be normal. Kiryll is going to be italicized. Yuri is going to be bold and italicized. This takes place around the time Zelos first arrives on the ship.
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"Geez…I've seen bold people before, but you have a way of topping the charts!"
"Huh? What do you mean? Who the heck are you anyway?"
"I mean, look at you in that low-cut one-piece. It compliments your silky violet hair, my sweet hunny…"
"H-hunny? Are you OK or something? Maybe you should lie down."
"I'm perfectly fine, but not as fine as you are."
"OK, maybe you got me mixed up with someone else. Hey, what are you-?"
"You have soft skin. I like that in a woman."
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"Oh, Yuri, there you are! I wanted to see if you met up with Chat for the guild…uh, is something going on here?"
"Ah, so Yuri's your name. It's a nice name for one as beautiful as you are…"
"Wow, Yuri. I never thought you were like that. Congratulations. You two do look cute together."
"I'm a guy!"
"…A…guy?"
"Wait…so it's not like that? Oh…too bad."
"You're disappointed in that?"
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This might be here to stay…if I ever bother.