Are We Dreaming?

disclaimer: I do not own Naruto or any Naruto characters. However right now I own you Botan and you too Mego!

Chapter 1: Enter Botan, and Mego

"Sasuke!" a very hyper teen shouted. She had medium length brunette hair with natural purple highlights with unusual crimson red eyes. Botan screamed.

"Shut up, Botan! I love you Naruto!" an even more hyper blonde shouted. Her hair was medium length and she had bright sapphire eyes.

"No way Mego! Sasuke is SO much better!"

"Nu-uh! Naruto is better!"

Botan and Mego are best friends but they argue over the show Naruto constantly. Their main argument is between Sasuke and Naruto. (which one is better)

"Mego, what do you see in Naruto? He's so weird! And so hyper. Now Sasuke is cool." Botan told her friend.

"NO WAY! Naruto is so much better than Sasuke. Sasuke is so stuck up!"

"YOU BAKA NIGEN! Sasuke is..." Botan began but was cutt off by Mego squealing,

"NARUTOS ON! NARUTOS ON! NARUTOS ON!"

"Where's the remote? You BAKA!"

They frantically searched for the remote.

"There is IS!" Mego yelled and jumped across the room to grab the remote. She quickly pressed the buttons. Naruto was just coming on. The opening song was playing. Mego was jumping up and down screaming,

"Naruto! Naruto! Naruto!" Botan was also jumping up and down yelling,

"Sasuke! Sasuke! Sasuke!"

When the opening song ended a bright light filled the room. Mego and Botan stopped chanting as the light engulfed them and pulled them into the television. When the light disappeared Mego and Botan looked around and saw they were in a forest.

"What the hell?" Botan shouted.

"OMG! I think we're in the Naruto show!" Mego exclaimed.

"SWEET!" Botan yelled. Then a bunch of bandits with knives surrounded them.

"AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Mego screamed, "I'm afraid of Knives!"

"Your comin' with us." the bandit leader said.

"Oh no they're NOT!" They heard a familiar boy scream. Then Naruto came busting through the bushes.

"Shadow Clone Jutsu!" he yelled then 100 shadow clones of Naruto were formed. They then began to attack the bandits. Sasuke jumped in front of a bandit that was about to attack Botan and attacked him. After the bandits were gone. Naruto and Sasuke turned around and looked at Botan and Mego.

"OMG!" They both screamed and were jumping up and down. But unfortunately they forgot to breathe and fainted. Naruto and Sasuke looked at each other then back at the girls.

"Uhhhhhhhhh... I guess we should help them." Naruto said.

"You think? BAKA!" Sasuke stated.

Sasuke then walked over and picked up Botan and Naruto picked up Mego. They headed back to the camp site.

"Kakashi-sensi!" Naruto yelled.

"Whats wrong?" Kakashi asked. Sasuke spoke up,

"These girls were being attackted by bandits and after we stopped them they started to freak out and fainted."

"Strange." Kakashi commented.

"Believe it!" Naruto exclaimed, 'But this girl is cute.' he thought gazing down at the 'sleeping' Mego in his arms. She slowly opened her eyes.

"Naruto!" Mego screamed and wrapped her arms around his neck causing him to fall over backwards. Sasuke looked over and didn't notice Botan woke up until,

"Sasuke!" He almost dropped Botan but she had her arms wrapped around him and he too, fell backwards.

"Well, that was unexpected." Kakashi commented (again).

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End of Chapter ONE

I would like to thank,

Mego for giving me this idea.

Botan for being obsessed with Sasuke.

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Holly for helpin' out with editing.

note:

Baka-stupid/idiot

nigen-human

(sorry for any spelling errors my spell check is still broken.)

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