AN: This is a fun series of sideshots I will right for my big story, "Heavenly Tempest". Various stories and idea that don't quite fit in to the rest of the tale. Each shot may be either AU to my tale, or not. They won't require you to read "Heavenly Tempest", and I'll supply any basic facts before hand.

Let's get started:

Shot One: The King, The Thief, and The Naked. AU to Heavenly Tempest.
Heavenly Tempest Chapter- Chapter 10: Change
Set-Up: The previous night, the King had harshly dismissed any relationship between Rapunzel and Eugene. During the night, Flynn had snuck into Rapunzel's room where they slept (with no shenanigans) together peacefully. In the morning, Rapunzel is changing in front of Flynn, unknowing of societal standards of not getting dressed in front of men. Whilst doing this, the King walks in.

Red Ominous Music of Death- About 0:22 to 0:36 of the following video on youtube at .com/watch?v=hg6rqDX-1wQ.

Bathed in the morning sunlight, the King walked through the halls of the castle towards his daughter's room, feeling dreadful about his behavior the previous night. Though he felt little guilt in his notions towards the thief, he knew that he had been much too overbearing for the emotional young woman. He had to smooth things over with her; and thus he found himself at the doorway to his daughter's room.

He knocked on the door very softly, not wanting to startle Rapunzel out of sleep too harshly. The only response he got, however, was a sharp yelp of "Rapunzel!" coming from inside. A voice that sounded unmistakeably like that of Flynn Rider. Rage rising at the thought of the rogue in his daughter's room, the King stormed in, and was shocked in a statuesque state at what he saw.

His daughter, naked, turned to him with a surprised look. Flynn Rider in his daughter's bed, the covers pulled over him, the thief's face ninety percent dismayed. The other ten percent, mostly his right eye, was still turned towards his bare daughter.

The King's vision went red, and ominous theme music played in the background that usually indicated someone was going to die.

"Order in the court! Order in the court!" hammered the head judge of Corona- who just so happened to be the King. He was sitting atop a high pedestal at the center of the trialing area. To his right lay the juror's stand, with many threatening and tough individuals comprising it. Ahead of him were a crowd of angry watchers, and the trial's victim and defendant, Rapunzel and Flynn Rider.

"Flynn Rider! How do you plead?" shouted the King, as he pointed his massive gavel down at the thief of Corona epically.

"Oh your highness, I am the worst scum of the Earth. I have defiled your poor daughter here." spoke Flynn, who paused for a moment to point at the daughter in question, who was sobbing uncontrollably at the other bench a fair distance from him. "I deserve nothing better than punishment. Please, find me guilty and then shoot me with your shotgun."

Grinning evilly, the King then turned to the jurors. "Jury, how do you find the defendant?"

The large group all stood up in unison. They numbered thirty in total; about twenty of them were The King himself, five were the Queen, three were a much angrier and more fearsome Rapunzel, one was Pascal, and one was Maximus. They all yelled out the same thing: "Guilty!" In the case of Pascal, he squeaked it as menacingly as he could, and Maximus neighed his ferocious agreement.

"Flynn Rider, I sentence you to..."

After the completion of the trial in his mind, which took about five seconds, the King acted. Rather than go into an unstoppable rage that would put the greatest of tornadoes to shame, he calmly stepped out of the room, the King's speech suprisingly silent. Flynn and Rapunzel were both left a gaped, expecting something far worse at the King finding them together. It would be Flynn who broke the silence. "Well, that went pretty well."

As soon as he uttered those words the door to the room banged open as the King entered wielding his trusty shotgun, which he pointed directly at Flynn. Dropping an F-bomb of "Frogs!" Flynn leaped out of the bed which was soon filled with bullets after a noisy "BANG". Flynn Rider immediately took cover behind Rapunzel, who was lost amidst the pandemonium. The King pointed his gun threateningly at the thief behind his nude daughter, so furious that he was cool as ice.

"Rapunzel, move out of the way so I can murder the thief, laugh maniacally, and dance around his body after-wards while doing a tribal war chant." the King spoke in total emotionless monotone.

"No dad! I can't let you do that! I love him!" to emphasize her point, she hugged her bear form to Flynn, who moaned at the feel of her.

"Rapunzel, if I can not eat his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti tonight, I will be very sad. Do you want me to be sad?"

"No, I don't want you to be sad daddy! But I can't let you eat his liver! I love it! I love every part of Eugene!" Rapunzel, growing in passion, broke away from Eugene and, with the speed of a cheetah, grabbed her frying pan and marched towards her father. The naked daughter with a frying pan caused the King to shake; what sight could be more horrid?

Rapunzel whacked the shotgun with her pan, causing it to immediately shatter into a million pieces. Nothing could withstand the almighty might of the frying pan in Rapunzel's hands. She then whacked her father on the head, and he was knocked out mercifully, spared the further horrors of the scene in front of him. When he would wake up, he would not remember what he had seen.

"Wow, Blondie. That was pretty...hot." Flynn said, gazing at her unashamedly, finding no other words to describe the powerful and beautiful woman in front of him. She turned and smiled at him enticingly, before approaching in a sexy strut, fully intending to inflict a teasing kiss upon the thief.

Pascal climbed out of the covers of the bed. He panted, exhausted, before he glanced at his arch enemy, the thief, making out with his naked best friend. The red music of death sounded in Pascal's ears, and the chameleon scurried to get begin his assault.

AN: Just short, fun, sillyness. I know shotguns weren't around back then, but I just couldn't resist the image of the King as a gun-toting father :P Let me know what you think of my attempt at an all-humour chapter.

As far as a "Heavenly Tempest" update goes, working on it. Finally not sick anymore, and it will hopefully come soon.

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