so I was watching Tuesday night's episode and Mcgee mentioned going to a monestary and I wondered what abby would think of the idea.

Disclaimer: I couldn't own NCIS, even if I wanted to.


Abby had heard about McGee mentioning becoming a monk at a monastery and thought that that would be an interesting idea.

McGee walked into her lab and set down the evidence he had for her.

"Hey, Abby."

Hey, McGee."

"What are you up to?"

"I'm trying to get a fingerprint match from our suspect."

"Having any luck?"

"It is still running it."

"Oh, okay.

He turned to head back up to the squad room when Abby said, "Timmy."

"Yeah, Abs."

"I just wanted to tell you that you wouldn't do well as a monk."

He turned back around and faced Abby.

"Why do you say that?"

"You just aren't suited for monk life."

"And I repeat, why?"

"First of all, you wouldn't be able to live without your technology."

"What's the second thing?"

"Someone couldn't see your best features in a monk's robe, now could they?"

As Abby said this, McGee blushed and looked away from her.

"What are my best features then, Abby?"

"Well, there's your hair, and your handsome face, your arms, and", she leaned close to his ear and whispered the last feature to him and he smiled and blushed all at once.

"I guess I should get going. Gibbs will come looking for me soon."

"Okay see you later", she said with a small smile on her face.

He was almost to the door when she said," Timmy you know what else I think about you being a monk?"

"What?"

"A monk costume would be great for role play."

McGee walked back up to the bullpen with a big grin on his face.


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