Some Dumb Crossover
By C.G
Note: You will not get this crossover if you never seen Animaniacs. Don't sue.
~Takes place in 1st season episode 4. Rezo is seen standing over his crystal ball in his lab
Rezo: ::laughs:: Finally, he got her. The Philosopher Stone is mine! ::laughs:: Now I can finally carry out my plans!
Camera moves slightly left revealing a mouse cage on his desk
Rezo: Oh time to celebrate. I'll play with my toys! Yay! ::walks into bookshelf:: Grrr… Was Zelgadis rearranging the furniture again? ::groans:: That little brat... ::picks up his dollies and toy cars and leaves::
Camera zooms into the mouse cage
Brain: Did you here that, Pinky?
Pinky: Yea, Brain. He's going to play with his toys. *Narf*
Brain: No the Philosopher Stone, Pinky.
Pinky: What's that, Brain?
Brain: Don't you understand, Pinky? He said the Philosopher Stone is extremely powerful and can make any magic more powerful. If I require this stone, I will be able to rule the world! ::unlocks the cage:: Let's go. I'll take the guy's tracking device for our convenience.
Pinky: Are we going to play with him?
Brain: Don't make me hurt you. We're going for the stone. I'll put these stuffed mice in here, he won't know the difference. Come on.
Pinky: Where are we going? *point*
Brain: To the place where that girl with the stone is, where else?
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At the hideout, they watch on
Pinky: Gee, Brain, that guy is mad.
Brain: Darn. The stone isn't here.
Pinky: Now what?
Brain: I don't know…
At a distance
Zel: You gave it to the boy didn't you?
Brain: Oh yes. The blond guy she was with. Of course, we just need to get it from him before they do.
Pinky: Now where to?
Brain: It says here he's still in town. Now, we need a plan.
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Gourry is walking through town looking for Lina, being watched
Brain: Now, Pinky, we are wealthy business people.
Pinky: Right Brain. We are dressed like business people too.
Brain: I know that, Pinky. We will tell him we bought the statue from Lina is we're here to claim it, got it?
Pinky: Yes, Brain. Zionks! I love the pants.
Brain: Quiet, Pinky. Follow me and don't say anything.
Brain walks up to Gourry
Brain: Hello.
Gourry: ::looks around:: Who's there?
Brain: Down here!
Gourry bends down
Gourry::excitedly::: ::points:: You guys are really, really tiny!
Brain: I see you are very observant, my bright young friend. We are business people and we are here to collect the statue.
Gourry: ?
Brain: We brought it from Lina.
Gourry: Where is she?
Brain: Uh… We're not sure at the moment. She said you had it, so would you be so kind as to hand it over?
Gourry: No way!
Brain: Huh?
Gourry: Lina wouldn't even sell this thing for 90 million. I doubt she'll even sell it. And she'll be mad if I just give it away without any proof. I'm holding it for her until she comes back for it.
Brain: How about if she signs something saying to give it to us?
Gourry: Then I would.
Brain: Fine, I will get…
Gourry: I know her handwriting.
Brain: ::sweatdrop:: Don't worry. We'll…
::Gourry walks off::
Brain: … Ok.
Pinky: Bye! Zoit!
Brain: Come on, Pinky. I got another plan.
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Later…
Brain: You see, Pinky, all we have to do is get her to sign this.
Pinky: How are we going to do that Brain?
Brain: ::holds up paper and reads::
"Please give these really, really tiny men the statue.
Signed___________"
Now we put another paper over this leaving the signature part uncovered. When she signs this form, we get the statue, then global domination will be mine!
Pinky: Gee, Brain. Narf! How are we going to get her to sign it?
Brain: I'll show you. Now, let's find them.
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~In the middle of the woods
Brain: The tracker says that she is around here.
Pinky: All this walking is making me tired.
Brain: There they are!
Pinky: We finally caught up.
Brain: I wonder why they stopped.
Pinky: Hey! That guy stopped playing with his toys to come to play with them. That's so nice, grandfather and grandson. Narf.
Brain: Oh no. We can't let him interfere! We have to get to it first.
Pinky: They look like they're going to play wrestling.
Brain: No, Pinky. They are going to blast eachother. Follow me.
~Blast starts and Zelgadis gets away with Lina
Pinky: Gee, Brain, it was a great idea to jump in this guy's hood. Narf.
Brain: Yes, Pinky. Now we just have to sit back until they stop.
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Later…
Zel: We'll stop here.
Lina: Fine with me. I'm tired.
Zel: Arrrrrrg… My hood's down! Can't have that! People staring… ::flips hood up::
Screaming is heard
Zel: What the...?
Pinky and the Brain are on the ground pulling Zel's hair from their butts
Brain: Oww… Hello there!
Lina: ::sweatdrop:: You guys are really tiny.
Brain: ::groan:: Yes, we know. We're here to give you a very special offer.
Lina: Huh?
Zel: Offer?
Brain: We're opening a donut shop soon and we have a contest we would like you to sign up for.
Lina: What sort of contest?
Brain: The winner receives "all-you-can-eat" donuts.
Lina: ::drools:: ALL RIGHT!!!!! Where's a pen?
Brain: Right here, young lady.
Pinky: Brain, you…
Whack
Zel: Do you guys serve coffee?
Brian: Oh…uh… Yes, we will.
Zel: What kind of coffee?
Brain: Every kind imaginable. 31 flavors.
Zel: And where is this place?
Brain: Uh… Enieffac.
Zel: Never heard of it.
Brian: It's a really small town.
Lina: Here, I signed it.
Brain: Wonderful! We'll contact you if you win.
Lina: Great.
Zel: Even eggnog-flavored coffee?
Brain: Uh… Of course.
Zel: Could I enter?
Brain: ::sweatdrop:: It's just for donuts.
Zel: Damn.
Lina: Well see ya! I'm tired. ::sits on the rock and lays down::
Zel: I'll look for it. ::sits by the stream and pities himself::
Brain: ::laughs:: Pinky, we did it!
Pinky: Yay! We're opening up a donut shop!
Brain: No, Pinky. We rule the world! Now…
They are trampled by trolls
Brain: ::groan:: Ouch.
Pinky: I'm with you Brain. ::groan::
Brain: Pinky! Where the paper?
Pinky: I don't have it.
Brain: No! :picks up paper in the stream:: It's ruined. I can't even read it!
Pinky: Are we going to have her sign it again?
Brain: What else. That blond boyfriend of hers won't give us the statue until…Huh? They're blasting, so they might leave again. WAIT!!! Come back!!!! SIGN…!!!!
Zel: FIREBALL!!!!
AHHHHH!
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back at the lab, Rezo's screams are heard.
Rezo: WHERE ARE YOU???? WHY AREN'T YOU HERE?????
Pinky: Too bad that guy got the stone, huh Brain?
Brain: Yes but there is always tomorrow night.
Pinky: What are we going to do tomorrow night?
Brain: Same thing we do every night, try to take over the world!
By C.G
Note: You will not get this crossover if you never seen Animaniacs. Don't sue.
~Takes place in 1st season episode 4. Rezo is seen standing over his crystal ball in his lab
Rezo: ::laughs:: Finally, he got her. The Philosopher Stone is mine! ::laughs:: Now I can finally carry out my plans!
Camera moves slightly left revealing a mouse cage on his desk
Rezo: Oh time to celebrate. I'll play with my toys! Yay! ::walks into bookshelf:: Grrr… Was Zelgadis rearranging the furniture again? ::groans:: That little brat... ::picks up his dollies and toy cars and leaves::
Camera zooms into the mouse cage
Brain: Did you here that, Pinky?
Pinky: Yea, Brain. He's going to play with his toys. *Narf*
Brain: No the Philosopher Stone, Pinky.
Pinky: What's that, Brain?
Brain: Don't you understand, Pinky? He said the Philosopher Stone is extremely powerful and can make any magic more powerful. If I require this stone, I will be able to rule the world! ::unlocks the cage:: Let's go. I'll take the guy's tracking device for our convenience.
Pinky: Are we going to play with him?
Brain: Don't make me hurt you. We're going for the stone. I'll put these stuffed mice in here, he won't know the difference. Come on.
Pinky: Where are we going? *point*
Brain: To the place where that girl with the stone is, where else?
---------------------------
At the hideout, they watch on
Pinky: Gee, Brain, that guy is mad.
Brain: Darn. The stone isn't here.
Pinky: Now what?
Brain: I don't know…
At a distance
Zel: You gave it to the boy didn't you?
Brain: Oh yes. The blond guy she was with. Of course, we just need to get it from him before they do.
Pinky: Now where to?
Brain: It says here he's still in town. Now, we need a plan.
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Gourry is walking through town looking for Lina, being watched
Brain: Now, Pinky, we are wealthy business people.
Pinky: Right Brain. We are dressed like business people too.
Brain: I know that, Pinky. We will tell him we bought the statue from Lina is we're here to claim it, got it?
Pinky: Yes, Brain. Zionks! I love the pants.
Brain: Quiet, Pinky. Follow me and don't say anything.
Brain walks up to Gourry
Brain: Hello.
Gourry: ::looks around:: Who's there?
Brain: Down here!
Gourry bends down
Gourry::excitedly::: ::points:: You guys are really, really tiny!
Brain: I see you are very observant, my bright young friend. We are business people and we are here to collect the statue.
Gourry: ?
Brain: We brought it from Lina.
Gourry: Where is she?
Brain: Uh… We're not sure at the moment. She said you had it, so would you be so kind as to hand it over?
Gourry: No way!
Brain: Huh?
Gourry: Lina wouldn't even sell this thing for 90 million. I doubt she'll even sell it. And she'll be mad if I just give it away without any proof. I'm holding it for her until she comes back for it.
Brain: How about if she signs something saying to give it to us?
Gourry: Then I would.
Brain: Fine, I will get…
Gourry: I know her handwriting.
Brain: ::sweatdrop:: Don't worry. We'll…
::Gourry walks off::
Brain: … Ok.
Pinky: Bye! Zoit!
Brain: Come on, Pinky. I got another plan.
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Later…
Brain: You see, Pinky, all we have to do is get her to sign this.
Pinky: How are we going to do that Brain?
Brain: ::holds up paper and reads::
"Please give these really, really tiny men the statue.
Signed___________"
Now we put another paper over this leaving the signature part uncovered. When she signs this form, we get the statue, then global domination will be mine!
Pinky: Gee, Brain. Narf! How are we going to get her to sign it?
Brain: I'll show you. Now, let's find them.
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~In the middle of the woods
Brain: The tracker says that she is around here.
Pinky: All this walking is making me tired.
Brain: There they are!
Pinky: We finally caught up.
Brain: I wonder why they stopped.
Pinky: Hey! That guy stopped playing with his toys to come to play with them. That's so nice, grandfather and grandson. Narf.
Brain: Oh no. We can't let him interfere! We have to get to it first.
Pinky: They look like they're going to play wrestling.
Brain: No, Pinky. They are going to blast eachother. Follow me.
~Blast starts and Zelgadis gets away with Lina
Pinky: Gee, Brain, it was a great idea to jump in this guy's hood. Narf.
Brain: Yes, Pinky. Now we just have to sit back until they stop.
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Later…
Zel: We'll stop here.
Lina: Fine with me. I'm tired.
Zel: Arrrrrrg… My hood's down! Can't have that! People staring… ::flips hood up::
Screaming is heard
Zel: What the...?
Pinky and the Brain are on the ground pulling Zel's hair from their butts
Brain: Oww… Hello there!
Lina: ::sweatdrop:: You guys are really tiny.
Brain: ::groan:: Yes, we know. We're here to give you a very special offer.
Lina: Huh?
Zel: Offer?
Brain: We're opening a donut shop soon and we have a contest we would like you to sign up for.
Lina: What sort of contest?
Brain: The winner receives "all-you-can-eat" donuts.
Lina: ::drools:: ALL RIGHT!!!!! Where's a pen?
Brain: Right here, young lady.
Pinky: Brain, you…
Whack
Zel: Do you guys serve coffee?
Brian: Oh…uh… Yes, we will.
Zel: What kind of coffee?
Brain: Every kind imaginable. 31 flavors.
Zel: And where is this place?
Brain: Uh… Enieffac.
Zel: Never heard of it.
Brian: It's a really small town.
Lina: Here, I signed it.
Brain: Wonderful! We'll contact you if you win.
Lina: Great.
Zel: Even eggnog-flavored coffee?
Brain: Uh… Of course.
Zel: Could I enter?
Brain: ::sweatdrop:: It's just for donuts.
Zel: Damn.
Lina: Well see ya! I'm tired. ::sits on the rock and lays down::
Zel: I'll look for it. ::sits by the stream and pities himself::
Brain: ::laughs:: Pinky, we did it!
Pinky: Yay! We're opening up a donut shop!
Brain: No, Pinky. We rule the world! Now…
They are trampled by trolls
Brain: ::groan:: Ouch.
Pinky: I'm with you Brain. ::groan::
Brain: Pinky! Where the paper?
Pinky: I don't have it.
Brain: No! :picks up paper in the stream:: It's ruined. I can't even read it!
Pinky: Are we going to have her sign it again?
Brain: What else. That blond boyfriend of hers won't give us the statue until…Huh? They're blasting, so they might leave again. WAIT!!! Come back!!!! SIGN…!!!!
Zel: FIREBALL!!!!
AHHHHH!
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back at the lab, Rezo's screams are heard.
Rezo: WHERE ARE YOU???? WHY AREN'T YOU HERE?????
Pinky: Too bad that guy got the stone, huh Brain?
Brain: Yes but there is always tomorrow night.
Pinky: What are we going to do tomorrow night?
Brain: Same thing we do every night, try to take over the world!