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* The lights turn on and a Dating Show Game stage comes into view. It covered in badly drawn hearts, and cut out paper thingies. A live audience begins to cheer wildly, and lame theme song with mushy lyrics starts to play loudly. *
Announcer: Hi didily ho all you love fans welcome back to another exciting episode The Dream Date Game!!!
Audience: * cheers *
Announcer: Now give it up for your host the dashing, charming, and lady- killer Wink Martindale!!!
* Wink Martindale jumps on the stage. He is dressed in a brown suit with a blue and greenish colored tie. He has a cheesy grin slapped on his face; he is one of those people who think they are all down with the ladies. He is waaaayyyy to full of him self. He blows kisses to random women in the audience. The women scream like he is the all mighty Man-God and throw panties and bras on the stage. *
Wink: Hey hey hey! You women are too kind seriously!
Audience: * laughs insanely like he actually said something funny. *
Wink: Ok settle down folks cause we've got a great show for you tonight! Tonight we will see if our lucky lady will find the man on her dreams, or go home feeling like she wasted her whole young life trying to find someone out there that thinks she is prettier then her mother!
Audience: * cheers, and a few men dressed up like enchiladas from Taco Bell run up and down the isles until they pass out. *
Wink: So let us meet our lucky woman shall we?
Audience: YEAH!!!!
One guy in the Audience: NO! * Everyone glares at him * I mean .. Uh.. YEAH!
Wink: Here she is the spunky sassy girl of sorcery. That famous bandit killer and dragon slayer. Miss Lina Inverse!!
* Lina walks one stage in her full travel outfit. She wave's to everyone and strikes all these goofy girly posses before she sits on this chair shaped like a gigantic heart. The Audience cheers and a few men whistle*
One guy in the Audience: BOO!!! Lina you suck!!
Lina: * vain pops out on forehead * Fire Ball!!! * Throws a fire ball into the audience and that guy is brunt to a crisp*
One Guy in the Audience: .. Ouchers ... Fire me no likey.. * falls over all swirly eyed*
Lina: * her teeth are pointed like fangs* Any more sudden out burst like that, and each and every one of ya is going is going to get a taste of old Betsy! * Waves her fist in the air* Got it punks??!!
Audience: * nods in unison *
Wink: * sweat drops* Uh right. So Lina lets get to know some of the lucky men who you can go out with!
* The lights go up on the other side of the stage that a divider has separated from the view of Lina. Three men are seen sitting on three stools. The one sitting in the first stool is Zel; he doesn't look like his is trilled to be here. The second one on the second stool is Gourry; he is looking around with a confused look on his face like he just appeared out of nowhere. Xellos is the third and final bachelor on the last stool; he grins and does his famous pose. A few Xellos fan girls who have been swooning over him giggle and say how much they want him and that shirt he is in*
Wink: Ok bachelor number one tell us a little about your self.
Zel: I have nice hair and a good figure and.
Xellos: * snickers*
Zel: Shut up you dirty Tramp!!* Jumps off his stool and punches Xellos dead on the side of his face. Xellos falls off the stool and conks his head against the hard wooden floor*
Audience: * laughs like mad, and the few Xellos fan girls fume in their place*
Xellos: * all swirly eyed* Uh. I'll have.. another SP.. Oon of bak.Ed beans than.k you Mot.her.
Zel: * positions himself back on the stool* as I was saying and I like magic and the planet Saturn.
Lina: Hmmm.
Wink: What about you bachelor number three?
Xellos: * manages to pull himself back on the stool, he holds the side of his face* Well I enjoy magic and bubble baths and my pink fuzzy bunny slippers. I really like girls with a good sense of humor.
Xellos Fan Girls: * sighs * He's soooo dreamy!
Zel: * snorts* Yeah right!
Xellos Fan Girls: * throw a Portuguese wrestler at him *
Zel: AHHHHH!!!!!!!! * Gets crushed by this mass of flesh and Portuguese manliness *
Portuguese wrestler: Coma La Shinmea Jokka latoo hima!
Gourry and Xellos: * sweat drops*
Gourry: * whispers to Xellos * I didn't know you had fans.
Xellos: * shrugs in return *
Wink: Well that's all of them Lina what did you think?
Gourry: Hey you didn't interview me!!
Wink: Oh I'm sorry you must have slipped my mind. Bachelor number two tell us a little bit about you.
Gourry: Ok I.
Wink: All right don't care, and we'll be right back to the Dream Dating Game right after this commercial break!!
Gourry: Hey wait!! I'm confused .
* The lights turn on and a Dating Show Game stage comes into view. It covered in badly drawn hearts, and cut out paper thingies. A live audience begins to cheer wildly, and lame theme song with mushy lyrics starts to play loudly. *
Announcer: Hi didily ho all you love fans welcome back to another exciting episode The Dream Date Game!!!
Audience: * cheers *
Announcer: Now give it up for your host the dashing, charming, and lady- killer Wink Martindale!!!
* Wink Martindale jumps on the stage. He is dressed in a brown suit with a blue and greenish colored tie. He has a cheesy grin slapped on his face; he is one of those people who think they are all down with the ladies. He is waaaayyyy to full of him self. He blows kisses to random women in the audience. The women scream like he is the all mighty Man-God and throw panties and bras on the stage. *
Wink: Hey hey hey! You women are too kind seriously!
Audience: * laughs insanely like he actually said something funny. *
Wink: Ok settle down folks cause we've got a great show for you tonight! Tonight we will see if our lucky lady will find the man on her dreams, or go home feeling like she wasted her whole young life trying to find someone out there that thinks she is prettier then her mother!
Audience: * cheers, and a few men dressed up like enchiladas from Taco Bell run up and down the isles until they pass out. *
Wink: So let us meet our lucky woman shall we?
Audience: YEAH!!!!
One guy in the Audience: NO! * Everyone glares at him * I mean .. Uh.. YEAH!
Wink: Here she is the spunky sassy girl of sorcery. That famous bandit killer and dragon slayer. Miss Lina Inverse!!
* Lina walks one stage in her full travel outfit. She wave's to everyone and strikes all these goofy girly posses before she sits on this chair shaped like a gigantic heart. The Audience cheers and a few men whistle*
One guy in the Audience: BOO!!! Lina you suck!!
Lina: * vain pops out on forehead * Fire Ball!!! * Throws a fire ball into the audience and that guy is brunt to a crisp*
One Guy in the Audience: .. Ouchers ... Fire me no likey.. * falls over all swirly eyed*
Lina: * her teeth are pointed like fangs* Any more sudden out burst like that, and each and every one of ya is going is going to get a taste of old Betsy! * Waves her fist in the air* Got it punks??!!
Audience: * nods in unison *
Wink: * sweat drops* Uh right. So Lina lets get to know some of the lucky men who you can go out with!
* The lights go up on the other side of the stage that a divider has separated from the view of Lina. Three men are seen sitting on three stools. The one sitting in the first stool is Zel; he doesn't look like his is trilled to be here. The second one on the second stool is Gourry; he is looking around with a confused look on his face like he just appeared out of nowhere. Xellos is the third and final bachelor on the last stool; he grins and does his famous pose. A few Xellos fan girls who have been swooning over him giggle and say how much they want him and that shirt he is in*
Wink: Ok bachelor number one tell us a little about your self.
Zel: I have nice hair and a good figure and.
Xellos: * snickers*
Zel: Shut up you dirty Tramp!!* Jumps off his stool and punches Xellos dead on the side of his face. Xellos falls off the stool and conks his head against the hard wooden floor*
Audience: * laughs like mad, and the few Xellos fan girls fume in their place*
Xellos: * all swirly eyed* Uh. I'll have.. another SP.. Oon of bak.Ed beans than.k you Mot.her.
Zel: * positions himself back on the stool* as I was saying and I like magic and the planet Saturn.
Lina: Hmmm.
Wink: What about you bachelor number three?
Xellos: * manages to pull himself back on the stool, he holds the side of his face* Well I enjoy magic and bubble baths and my pink fuzzy bunny slippers. I really like girls with a good sense of humor.
Xellos Fan Girls: * sighs * He's soooo dreamy!
Zel: * snorts* Yeah right!
Xellos Fan Girls: * throw a Portuguese wrestler at him *
Zel: AHHHHH!!!!!!!! * Gets crushed by this mass of flesh and Portuguese manliness *
Portuguese wrestler: Coma La Shinmea Jokka latoo hima!
Gourry and Xellos: * sweat drops*
Gourry: * whispers to Xellos * I didn't know you had fans.
Xellos: * shrugs in return *
Wink: Well that's all of them Lina what did you think?
Gourry: Hey you didn't interview me!!
Wink: Oh I'm sorry you must have slipped my mind. Bachelor number two tell us a little bit about you.
Gourry: Ok I.
Wink: All right don't care, and we'll be right back to the Dream Dating Game right after this commercial break!!
Gourry: Hey wait!! I'm confused .