Happy Tree Friends: A new neighbor Chapter 1
Disclaimer: I do not nor will I ever own Happy Tree Friends.
Skiddy's Point of View
"Attention all passengers the flight for Happy Tree Town is leaving in 30 minutes." I grabbed my bags and headed to the airplane hoping to catch it. Sure enough, I did. I handed the nice skunk my passport and went through the metal detector coming through clear. She handed me my passport and I thanked her and boarded the airplane. I looked around and saw a little kid playing with a toy gun. I smiled and he asked me if I wanted to play. "Sure." I said and we started shooting each other with fake bangs and booms I had a lot of fun. A few minutes later the airplane landed and I departed and got picked up by the bus.
As I got on the bus I saw a lime green bear wearing a military outfit. I smirked and walked up to him and sat next to him. "Hey there Flippy." He jumped and I snorted trying to prevent myself from laughing. "Skiddy is that you?!" He asked me. "The one and only." I replied. He gave me a hug and I returned it. Bleh, my dark side said, I always hated romance. 'Shut up' I told him in my head. "Skiddy? Are you there?" "Sorry Flip I was talking to you-know-who" I replied grimly. Soon, the bus had stopped and we departed.
I met a female squirrel who introduced herself as Splendid and a red female hedgehog who introduced herself as Flaky. "It's nice to meet you too my names Skiddy." I replied to both of them. "And my names Flippy." They showed us the houses we got and I heard a scream. I ran to the scene and saw blood. My eye twitched and my eyes turned navy blue. I had flipped and so had Flippy.
Evil Skiddy's Point of View
Was it good to be back! I popped all my bones and faced the anteater that was there at the wrong time. Well for him anyway. I grabbed my shotgun from my back and popped a few caps in him. I smirked as he fell into Evil Flippy's trap. I reloaded it and went to go kill some more. But before I could I was held back by Splendid. I was about to stab her with my knife when I had flipped back. I was so close to!
Skiddy's Point of View
"I am so sorry!" I said, "I always flip out at the sight of blood!" "It's ok he will be back in the morning." I was confused. What did Splendid mean when he would be back in the morning? My dark side killed him for goodness sakes! "Oh I forgot to tell you see we have a boundary line that once you cross it your basically immortal." That made perfect sense. So if I cross the boundary to go in I'm immortal. But if I leave I can die. That was kinda weird. I went to my house and took a nap.
The next day.
I yawned and got out of bed. I fixed myself some toast and put on my military outfit (A/N: I decided not to put the clothes on that I told you id put on him guys sorry.). I went to the mirror and combed my hair. "Clean as a whistle" I said approvingly. I put on my military cap saluted my reflection and walked into the kitchen. I grabbed my toast and bit into it. Good morning world and the wussy that's my good side. I ignored him and walked outside and got my mail. I shifted through the mail and came upon a job application. I opened it and gave a good look.
I knocked on the door of the address looking at the envelope. Just then a male bear that was tan answered the door. "Ah, you must be Skiddy come in!" I gladly walked in and admired his house. "Wow you have a nice house here sir." I complemented while looking around. I saw a cute little cub sitting a giggling as he played with a toy. "I want you to look after my son Cub while I'm away." When he left Cub stared at me and giggled. I smirked and put the little guy on my lap. I noticed a book sale going on across the yard. "Come on little guy let's go." I walked over and he picked up a big fairy tale book. I nodded and bought the book for him. He laughed and hugged my leg. I smiled and pet the kids head. "Wow, he looks a lot like his father" I thought. Wow, he looks a lot like his father (makes throw up sounds) 'SHUT UP!' I yelled at him. Make me I grumbled and I took Cub back to his house were Pop was waiting. "Who ordered a son with a new book?" I said jokingly when I walked in. I gave Cub to his dad and walked outside. I felt a presence stalking me but I ignored it.
At the amusement park
"Wow" I thought out loud as I looked around at the amusement park. All of a sudden I heard an "Ow!" I looked toward the sound to see blood. My eyes changed color and Evil Skiddy was back in control.
Evil Skiddy's Point of View
I grinned with my sharp teeth poking out as I grabbed the shotgun from my back and loaded it and shot people to death. I saw Flaky looking around nervously but I decided to spare her. I heard someone tap my shoulder and I saw the mole but I decided to spare him because I wanted SOME honor. I let him walk past and saw Toothy. I shot him in the chest and he screamed. Wanting no witnesses I ripped out his vocal chords and choked him to death with them. I saw the airplanes and smirked. Today was my lucky day. I jumped on one and grabbed disco bear by his afro. I pulled and his head came right off and I threw his body into the propellers and blood rained down from the airplane, I drank some blood off the airplane. I quickly spit it out grumbling, "Stupid disco blood." I felt a gust of wind from behind me and I turned around to see Splendid the flying squirrel. I licked the blood off my knife and prepared to throw it at her. All of a sudden I couldn't control my arm. No!!!! I won't let you do this!!!! Just then, I had lost control. "So close." I mumbled before receding back into his mind.
Skiddy's Point of View
"Oh man this happened AGAIN!!!" I yelled angrily. Splendid patted me on my shoulder. "Hey it's happening with Flippy too." "I guess your right" hey buddy ol' friend ol' pal of mine how about we fight to see who's superior. I was pulled into the recesses of my mind quickly and without warning. When I arrived I found myself standing face to face with Evil Skiddy. "Ready?" he asked "More than ever." I replied. We jumped a few feet away from each other grabbed our knives and the fight began.
Me: wow that was tiring from writing all that my fingers freaking hurt now!
E.S (Evil Skiddy): want me to chop them off?
Me: only if I can castrate you
E.S: *Gulp*
Skiddy: wow dude you just got pwned
Me: well anyways see you next time!!! Bye!!!