This is a Fairy Tale. Sort of, only there are a lot of incorrect capitalizations and probably a lot of OOC-ness. Oops. Whatever, it took over my brain and went places. Weird Klaine filled places. I don't even know anymore. This... was not supposed to happen.
Disclaimer- I do not own Glee, or any type of Fairy Tale. Probably a good thing.
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Once upon a time there was a Princess, her name was Sue and she was in charge of everything because she was very kind and sweet, apart from all of the times that she wasn't.
There was also a Castle made of dirt that may or may not have been made for no reason, a very dapper Prince named Blaine who falls off of his horse because of the weight of his good intentions, and a Curse that doesn't really seem to be all that bad to anyone but the Princess, as it is full of accidental butterflies and happy feelings, but the Princess was the one you need to look out for and she says it was a curse.
Like any good Fairy Tale there was an Evil Witch named Kurt who might have be trying to help everyone, his trusted side-kick Rachel (who really was quite positive that she was in charge) a Dragon named Brittany who actually isn't a Dragon, but cares more about gold than fire (because smoke doesn't tell the truth, and gold shows who you are), and a very convoluted plot to find True Love for everyone that may just be a conspiracy to end the world.
Only, according to the ever wise Oracle Schuester the Princess was very insane, and the Curse doesn't affect Giants named Finn, the Prince probably isn't real and might be slightly invisible, and True Love is far more confusing than it sounds. The Dragon ran off to hoard its treasure with the very obvious and not at all frightening Cave Dweller named Santana who is probably cursed, and the Witch turned out to be the good guy (who said that all witches are girls anyway) who might have to save everyone and rescue the Prince in the end.
Doesn't that just mess with your head.
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Our story starts at the end, because that is the only way that you can tell that the beginning was real.
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The end is cold and slightly frightening, it also has far too many birds that are really trying to help, and a group of good guys that might have killed the heroes because Giants don't know when to keep quiet.
On accident.
Really more because of a series of misunderstandings than anything else, but there is blood, injured heroes, a missing Dragon and a very upset Cave Dweller who is threatening the side-kick with serious bodily injury.
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A/N- The next chapter will make more sense I think. Actually, it probably wont but there will be Kurt so... Let me know about any glaringly obvious typos or screw ups please.