Hello agian its Laili! If you all enjoyed 'Mass Delusion of Mayhem' here is another funny story on the Turks and now... Rufus! I'm working on my RufusxOC fic so here's something to keep you busy

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Chapter 1: The Accident

Rufus went through his schedule, checking off what he had done. His chair, which made him sit and be known as the president, was giving him a lovely relaxing back massage with it's built in back massage. No wonder why the president was so happy in his chair…

3:00 p.m. See Hojo about experiments

Rufus shivered at reading it, it was already 2:45. He then came with an idea. He picked up his phone and hit a button.

Turk Floor…

"So, you are to escort President Rufus in Hojo's lab for safety. Do I make myself clear?" Tseng looked at Reno and Rude who were standing in front of his desk.

"Yes Sir." Rude nodded.

"No problamo boss man." Reno grinned with a thumbs up.

"If I hear about any trouble, you're dead Reno." Tseng sighed.

"Wha! Dude, I did not start that food fight at the Turk dinner! That was—" Reno was pointing around the place like crazy.

"Now! Go! Before I kill you!" Tseng barked. Rude grabbed Reno by the collar of his jacket and dragged him out. Rufus stood at the end of the hall.

"Ok. Don't touch anything, stay in sight, and we are to get in and out as fast as we can. Clear?" Rufus looked at Reno and Rude.

Rude nodded. Reno sighed. "It's just a lab."

"Try lab with 'evil experiments I don't want to know about that I must know about'." Rufus said as he got into the elevator. "Reno, do not grab anything so that you can torture Elena or any of my employees with it."

Reno snapped his fingers and cursed silently. Rufus had caught him… again…

They got down to Hojo's lab. Grayish-green smoke was everywhere like fog. The three men stuck together for safety, Rufus in the lead, followed by Rude then Reno.

Reno looked around, nervously laughing. "Looks like Hojo did some redecorating… heh heh."

They went through and a monster jumped at Reno from it's locked cage, making Reno scream like a little girl and jump into Rude's distressed arms. "IT'S TRYING TO EAT ME!"

"Reno…" Rude grunted. Rufus slapped his forehead and cursed. Rude dropped Reno with a thud when Reno hit the floor. "Get a grip."

"Sorry." Reno got up. He saw a lever on this laser ray machine. Reno looked at it as Rufus called out.

"Hojo?" Rufus called. "Anyone here?"

"What does this do?" Reno asked, finger lightly on the lever.

"Reno don't touch that!" Rude ran form Rufus's side and grabbed Reno. Rufus followed to help Rude get Reno away by pulling at Reno.

"I wanna pull the—" Reno's fingers were grasped around the lever, which was stuck as Rude and Rufus had him by the feet pulling. Reno wasn't even on the floor.

The lever snapped to 'ON' and Reno fell backwards, taking Rufus and Rude along and piled in a big heap of … themselves.

"Reno!" Rufus growled. "This was your…"

Out of nowhere, a green light hit them.

Back in Tseng's office…

"Sir? Where's Reno and Rude?" Elena popped her head in the door to Tseng's office. "They need to sign this."

"Escorting Rufus in the lab, they should be back by now…" Tseng said as he worked on paperwork. "Sit there and wait."

Elena plopped herself on the small couch in the office.

2 hours later…

Elena was asleep on the couch. Tseng was seated at his desk, waiting for Reno and Rude to come back.

"That's it." Tseng got up and grabbed his gun. "Elena."

Elena popped her head up. "Huh? Wha?"

"We're going to look for Reno and Rude, and Rufus also. Go to Hojo's lab, I'm going to the President's office." Tseng walked out. Elena followed and went into the elevator.

"Hello?" Elena called. She walked in carefully into the lab, gun drawn. She walked through until she tripped and fell onto her face on something.

"Ow…" Elena muttered. She then felt something on her butt, like a head.

"Mmm… soft…" A childish voice was heard. Elena turned around and screamed. She shoved the red haired, sleepy child off and sat up against the machine, breathing heavily. In a flash with shaking hands she got out her phone.

3 minutes later…

"Elena?" Tseng walked in, gun drawn.

"Sir?" Elena shuddered in fear, still sat up against the machine, she pointed to where the child was.

A red head boy sat up, shook his head and yawned. "Man, that stung."

Tseng was shocked in horror and dropped his gun as his jaw dropped. "Reno?"

"Hey." The child size Reno stood up, he was in his Turk uniform which was way to big for him, the shoes clunked on the floor. "What up boss man?"

Elena was speechless. "Sir?"

"Reno." Tseng sighed. "What did you do?"

"I pulled that lever that Rufus and Rude wouldn't let me touch." Reno smiled then it looked worried. "Uh… oh."

"Where's—" Tseng started.

"Tseng!" A blonde hair boy was standing, his clothes were Rufus's but too big for him like Reno's. "I demand to know what is going on and to go back to my office now!"

"Rufus?" Elena asked, standing up.

"Yes Elena, why are you so tall?" Rufus asked, pointing to Elena.

"Where's Rude?" Tseng looked around.

"Here sir." A boy was behind Tseng, except he was in a Turk uniform and his sunglasses didn't fit. He was bald also.

"My god." Elena gasped. "My boss and co-workers are now 4 years old!"

"What!" Rufus's jaw dropped. "I'm 4!"

"Indeed, you, Reno and Rude." Tseng shook his head.

"Whoo hoo!" Reno smiled and jumped for joy. "I'm young again!"

"Elena. Get these three out and get them some clothes that'll fit." Tseng sighed. "I'll go look for Hojo."

"You're leaving me… with three 4 year olds!" Elena yelled. "I hate kids!"

"Love you too Elena." Reno smiled.

"Just get them out and after you get them clothes, take them to my place." Tseng pointed to Elena. "My phone is on me if you have trouble."

"Ok. But you're watching them when you get back." Elena growled and shooed the three now turned into children co-workers and boss out.

So, there's chapter 1 (with no typos! yay!). So coming soon is Chapter 2: Trip with Elena