Summery: This is just a small story that me and a friend of mine did on the phantom of the opera.It starts off at the part with Christine in her room and the phantom taking her through the mirror (i didnt feel like starting at the begining, cause im lazy like that). It then just goes on from there. Its supposed to be a comedy, but you may think otherwise(examples: horrible, crude,dumb,really dumb, stupid.) But i only did it just for fun anyways and thought it would be cool to put it up here.I dont really care if you flame me, but only if you know its not supposed to be seriuose (and if your a serious phantom of the opera fan who dispises storys that make it none serious or make fun of it then you may not want to read this. But if your curoiuse then please read). Also if you really intend on flaming me then PLEASE do not flame me on my grammer cause i already know its bad.Ok thats all and enjoy!(o by the way this is rated for crude humor and language).
Disclaimer: yea you know i dont own any phantom character.
Mademoiselle Giry grabs Christine and pulls her inside the room. As she yells at the many people outside she closes the door.
"Nice job" she says unenthusiastically picking up a rose and giving it to Christine. "He's actually proud of you for once."
Christine stares down at the rose and madam Giry leaves. Christine sits down, still staring at the rose dumbfounded, waiting for some sign of thought to come into her thick little brain. But before she could start thinking a man comes in and starts saying stuff to her. She recognizes that its Roul and smiles stupidly. They have that little conversation of there's and he leaves.
Meanwhile, when Roul and Christine where talking, the phantom was walking through the corridor toward the place of Christine's mirror. He looks as if he's been having a bit of difficulty getting ready this evening for he had wet, dirty blotches on his suit and he limped a bit when walking. Apparently those trap doors he installed where getting harder to find (he had begun to forget where he put them). As he walked (or limped) to the glass see through mirror, he had just come in time to see Roul leave. He starts to chuckle and then laughs evily while he searches around for the switch to turn down the lights. He finds the switch and, clutching it, he lazily tries to pull it down, but the switch seems to have been jammed. He holds it down with both hands and started pushing with all his might.
Once Roul left it became quiet and Christinestarted back near her desk until she thought she could hear muffling and grunting sounds coming from somewhere. She thought it might be someone at the door so she went to it.
The phantom finally pulls down the switch and white sparks come flying towards his face.
The lights dim and candles blow out. Christine looks around frightened as she suddenly hears cursing and banging noises come from what appear to be behind the mirror. Steadying herself, she slowly approaches it.
The phantom pulls himself together and looks up to see Christine coming toward the mirror. Quickly he pulls out a flask containing an unknown substance and chugs it down. Coughing, he clears his throat and begins to sing. Christine stops walking and listens to the voice singing. Her breathing is fierce as if she had been running and her heartbeat was pounding deeply in her chest. Suddenly the singing stops and she looks around.
The phantom waited for her to respond, but she kept looking around as if she didn't even know where she was. Staring at her then looking around he cleared his throat.
"Um…. Your supposed to sing back…. you know?... Like we rehearsed…." Phantom said.
" Huh?" Christine said like some stupid mental child.
" You know…I sing…you sing…then I do that little magic trick thingy where I open up the mirror?" phantom said
She gave a blank look and there was an occurred silence.
"Oh fine whatever" the phantom pouts and viciously slides the mirror open. Christine looks at him surprisingly bewildered with wide bug like eyes. She looks at him in which it seems she's about to say "wooooowww" but instead she hesitates and gives him a reallydirty look.
"Have you been watching me behind that mirror all this time!" she said angrily.
Silence follows and then the phantom looks around wildly.
" Ummm…….….…HYPNOTIZE!" the phantom starts making crazy hypnotic gestures with his hands and fingerstowards her direction. Christine only looks at him like he needs to be in a crazy house and starts shaking her head slowly. The phantom looks at her frustrated and then picks up a rock and throws it at her head.
"HYPNOTIZE!" Again he makes crazy hand gestures.
"OW! Ok! Ok! ill go! She says and follows him into the mirror and they begin to sing their little duet. As they walk slowly through the corridors, their high-pitched voices echo through the building.
Meanwhile, in a bed somewhere, Meg wakes up and begins to have a hysterical fit. "What the fuck is that! AHHH! Why are they singing now! Those bastards!" She takes a broom and pounds the ceiling with it then throws it across the room and falls back asleep.
AN: Wow wasnt that a wonderful ending to this chapter!( i know im a genius...)(i think the next chapter will be better)