Hello I am Myxzptlk, that is the cooliest bad boi from around town. My poofy and goofy brown hair keeps my mind on straight and I am more that just me. I am genie from alladine. I am a god of the true found truth. I have lived on earth since, well longer than I can remember. That is I have taken my fair share of vacations from present day to visit planets through out history. Mars, what a tragic history of strife and conflict. One problem I can't seem to remember what I was exactly doing last week. Well that isn't the point really now is it? See last time I can remember today was the six of August 1990. I better go find a calendar. Well, well, well what do we have here? Looks like a cute little couple of girls enjoying their time at a government agency!
Oh this is exciting! Who cares what day it is anyway? We have two little beautiful humans walking around looking absolutely fabulous and totally gorge with their slick attire! Oh okay first girl we'll call her brunette, she just called the second girl Karra. Karra? Really? I prefer Jasmine, like Aladdin's little pretty. I'm mean they don't really look similar in the slightest but she's got the outfit of a century! The cape and skirt really go together well. And that big pentagon with an S inside on her chest! Well she clearly is the most fashionable in present day. What day was it? Oh who cares! We have some ladies to follow!
Buckle up folks, for this episode on Mxy's Adventure on the PTLK Network Myxzptlk follows the life of two average humans as they go about their daily lives as government agents. We will learn about their thrilling backstories, occupations, love interests and fantasies. This episode is a double whammy ladies and gents as we get you live action from two different perspectives at almost the same time! Mxy will need to use all of his cunning to investigate every micrometre of these patheticly gorgeous and stunning young ladies.
Misjudgement number one for Mxy as we learn that Jasmine can fly! My god! Off she goes! Absolutely perfect flying, ten out of ten, really. Alright here we goes. Gorgeous seems to be flying right into danger here. She has arrived at this undercover bunker… Good god she is fighting a cyborg! Well well I never would have guessed that from thunder thighs over here. Oh dear! Jasmine, darling are you ok? Everybody she has been hit with green lasers, I repeat green lasers. She needs a medic! Oh there the medic comes, thank god. No, no, no, you're the medic Mr. Green head spike. See when your gorgeous friend over here is injured you need to heeelllpppp huuurrr! Why are you beating everyone up? What that man is going to blow up? Well off we go to check in on Brunette back at the agency! D.E.O. I think they called it?
Alright back at HQ well Brunette isn't up to much, good to see she is watching her friend get blown up on live intergalactic, transdimentional television! Atleast Brunette has put on a nice frightened face for the camera. How cute, am I right guys? Yeah we all love a little drama, don't we? Well we all knew that those two flying peeps would be hurt by some silly explosion, but look at this! Ladies and gentlemens I do think we have a cute couple emerging here. Looks like Jasmine has saved what looks to be her love. Aw, just look at the way she holds that lady in her arms. Like a damzel in distress, oh well I guess she was. What shall I caller her? Yes, I agree entirely, Lover-X it is!
Oh good Jasmine drop her off at her loft and go get her! Oh no folks, it does appear that we, here at Myx's Bachelor in the fifth have misjudged the first lady here. She is not taken by Lover-X at all. No entirely plutonic on the lady front it seems. Well that's good, means I'll be able to keep my gender open.
Join me for the season premiere of Myxzptlk's One True Love on the PTLK Network.