Blackmail

Hello ^^ Thanks for clicking on the link! Even if you aren't reading this I am still happy because it's my first story in a L-O-N-G while and I deleted all my stories I had before. Have fun reading and PLEASE review. Enjoy it. HitsuMatsu.

Disclaimer: I do not, in any way own Bleach, it's characters or any characters that are featured in this story. T^T I wish I did.

Matsumoto's eyes opened and she stood up carefully and tip-toed to the window. She opened the curtains, squinting at the overpowering sunlight seeping through the window.

She headed over to her taicho and yelled in his ear, "TAICHOOOOOOOOO!" Hitsugaya didn't budge one bit. Matsumoto wasn't discouraged, she knew he could hear her and she was going to use that to her advantage.

"TAICHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Either you wake up or I show everybody that picture. What's it going to be?" He immediately stood up and saluted to Matsumoto. "At your orders, Matsumoto." She giggled and then said, "Good, we're going to go piss someone off." Hitsugaya rolled his eyes, "Yes Madam."

They arrived at someone's doorstep.

DING DONG!

Hinamori opened the door with a big smile but it faded when she saw Matsumoto with Toushiro. "Toushiro, why are you here? Especially with Matsumoto…" He tried to explain but Matsumoto covered his mouth. "He's my boyfriend. We were just going around announcing it to everyone. Aren't you happy for us?" Matsumoto grinned spitefully. "Is it true Toushiro, that THE BITCH STANDING OUTSIDE MY APARTMENT is your girlfriend?" Hinamori stared up and down at Matsumoto is distaste. While he thought, Matsumoto kicked him and stared at him with darkening eyes. "Yes it is, I am afraid…"

Momo slammed the door and sent Hitsugaya flying 5 metres away from the door while Matsumoto just stood there, seeming very proud of herself. "This time's prank is worse than the last. I can't imagine her being my girlfriend. If she were, I'd suicide in a week," he murmured to himself.

They proceeded to his office.

As they opened the door, he started walking towards the humongous pile of paperwork that stood high on his desk. Matsumoto started to pity him. He has to deal with me, the picture, paperwork and the Momo Fake. "The paperwork, let me do some of it. I mean, it won't kill me right and when do you ever see me asking to do some paperwork?" Matsumoto offered, shocking everybody [even you, the reader ^^] Hitsugaya nodded, dreading the next prank at hand.

One day passed and no prank was in order for Hitsugaya which left him in more fear than ever. He headed to his desk and found a note that said, "MEET ME AT THE HALL OR IT'S PICTURE TIME." I think she's finally going to actually tell everybody we're together. I am scared.

He walked towards the doors and grasped the handles tightly and pulled.

Confetti landed everywhere, in his face, in his hair and even down his shirt!

"THE STAR ARRIVES! HAPPY BIRTHDAY HITSUGAYA!" He had a face of surprise, he had even forgotten his own birthday because he was too busy thinking of ways Matsumoto was going to torture him with that picture.

She headed towards him and handed him to picture. Matsumoto whispered into his ear, "I didn't show anybody like I promised. The picture of the 3 black dots on your butt that are arranged like they look like Mickey Mouse. Happy birthday taicho! I love you. Toushiro Hitsugaya with the Mickey Mouse birthmark on his butt." She kissed him for what seemed like forever.

Matsumoto watched at the Momo Fake stomped out of the hall in fumes and she kissed some more. She broke free and looked at Hitsugaya deep into the eyes.

He whispered to her, "I love you too Matsumoto."

THE END.

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