So this idea came to me while I was in the middle of writing my other story. I don't know why I decided to write it, but here you go. It's just a little one-shot. I hope you enjoy!
Criminal Minds is not mine
Blake was woken up by the jolt of the jet hitting turbulence. "Oh god," she said as she gripped onto the side of her seat.
"Oh shit," she heard someone say. She quickly looked around to see that her fellow teammates had been woken by the sudden turbulence as well. She counted the people and realized that both Hotch and JJ were missing.
Rossi made eye contact with her as they came to the same conclusion. Unfastening his seat belt, he made his way over to the small plane bathroom, and knocked on the door.
"Who is it?" Hotch asked from the other side of the door.
"It's me," Rossi responded, chuckling to himself. "And if you don't mind it's kind of an emergency so will you please hurry." The rest of the team now turned their attention to the scene in front of them.
"Crap," they heard Hotch mutter. "Dave?" he asked, "Are you the only one up?"
"No we're all up," Rossi responded with glee. It seemed he was having the time of his life. "By the way," he added, "Have you seen JJ? Because she might have fallen out of the jet."
A few seconds later Hotch unlocked the bathroom door to reveal slightly disheveled versions of himself and the blonde profiler. "Not a word" Hotch warned, as JJ's face burned with embarrassment. She quickly sat down in the nearest seat, not making eye contact with anyone.
"Well it seems we've discovered what caused the turbulence," Rossi said using air quotes. This sent him and Morgan into a fit of laughter that was imminently silenced by Hotch's glare.
"I don't follow," Reid piped up, ignoring Hotch's glare.
"Good," JJ replied curtly.
"It seems like we caught Hotch and JJ in the middle of a meeting for the mile high club," Morgan explained with amusement.
"Alright that's enough," Hotch ordered as the plane hit another bump.
"By the way," Rossi said, turning to Morgan, "You owe me fifty bucks."
"You're like a millionaire anyway," Morgan grumbled as he pulled out his wallet, "What do you need my money for?"
"Oh god," JJ said, as she buried her face in her hands.
"What?" Hotch asked confused by what was happening.
"They bet on us," JJ explained. "They bet on everything."
"Really?" Blake asked, so far she had won one bet, and lost another. She didn't realize this was a regular team thing.
"Yeah," Rossi said as he happily took Morgan's money. "We haven't had many since you've joined the team, but I'll be sure to call you over to the next one."
Reid's eyes widened as he now understood what had happened. He remembered the bet. He was one of the few who didn't bet.
"You also owe Garcia fifty," Rossi said to Morgan.
"Oh you got Garcia in on this?" JJ asked. The last thing she wanted was for the whole bureau to hear about her and Hotch's indiscretion. Hotch paled as he thought the same thing as JJ. Garcia would not be able to keep a secret.
"Of course," Morgan replied, once again enjoying the scene inf front of him.
"Okay Alex new bet," Rossi said. "How long has this been going on for?"