I DO NOT own Artemis Fowl. Eoin Colfer does. Wish I did though.
Gee,What a Typical Day
Artemis was in a good mood. Recently, he had found a machine in his house, which, oddly enough, he had never seen before. It was only about a foot tall, but Butler was still rather suspicious. Nonetheless, he was sent away while Artemis examined the machine. It was very intriguing, with a mystical feel, but Artemis ignored that. He kept probing until he found a small, rusty lever. On the knob was faded, impossible to read text.
Artemis contemplated whether or not to pull it. Finally, curiosity took control. He didn't expect it to do anything. Nor did he expect a small cannon to come out, and shoot him with a laser. The young genius screamed a very girlie scream, which Juliet would laugh about later. In less than a second, the Butlers had appeared. Butler had his gun out, prepared for the worst, however, nothing would prepare him for this predicament. There was a young girl laying on her back. She looked like Artemis with long hair, right down to the mismatched eyes. The doppelganger stood up and said, "Ah, Butler, Juliet. Don't worry, I'm fine, but this machine seemed to have shot a laser at me. I seemed to have sustained no damage, but, uunfortunately, I think I may have broken the machine by dropping it-" Before he could continue, Juliet took a small mirror from her pocket and presented it to Artemis. Upon looking at the mirror, the youth paled more than one would think possible.
He was a girl. Did the machine do that? Before he could think more on the subject, Artemis gave the mirror back to Juliet, who was rather quiet at the moment, and picked up the machine. He pulled the knob again, hoping for an effect. It made a small whirring noise, then nothing. Artemis furrowed his brow, which looks very unattractive on a girl. He pulled again. And again. Nothing, not even a sound. Suddenly, Juliet started laughing loudly. The boy-turned-girl whipped around and glared at her. "What is so funny Juliet?" Juliet replied, barely able to say anything, "You turned into a girl! A girl! Arty's a girl!". Then she started laughing again.
Artemis promptly ignored her and got out his fairy communicator.
First chapter to my first fan fiction. Yippee! Review with critique or praise. Please tell me any spelling mistakes or anything! Thanks :)