AN: So don't expect anything actually literary here. There will be plenty of grammatical and spelling errors, and lots of cursing (n-words please) but it's in order to portray the ghetto dialect accurately.
This is basically just a retelling that comes to the same conclusion as the real Hunger Games (godbleshu Suzanne Collins). We're hoping to continue the story, and eventually have a different chapter for each of the books. So favorite, review, blah blah blah. We just want to know we're being read.
*this was written by Baraquila and edited by Bon'Qui'Qui and La'Quisha*
Also, sorry if this offends anyone and sorry it's so short. We're just nerds attempting to be comical smart-asses and we wouldn't have time to twerk if we wrote unneccessary details into this shit.
So Katnisshiqua be walkin' up in the hood on her way to see Je'Gale her pimp.
When she be walkin' dis hoe be sayin' dat dey got to try out fo' da twerkin' games. Katnisshiqua be like "Ooh gurr i wanna twerk fo evryone!" an' she be on her way to da drawing fo tha twerkin' games.
An' dis bitch Effieniqua Trinket be like "May the odds be ever in yo' favor bitch!"
When they was drawing the girl, they be pickin Katnisshiqua's sista, Prim'iqua. Den Katnisshiqua be pushin' dat hoebag off the stage and be like "Dis hoe ain't even know how to twerk!"
Den Katnisshiqua be twerkin' on dat stage and shakin' that ass. Den dis nigga Peetontarius be throwin' bread at that ass and he be picked too cause everyone in dat crowd be like OOH DAT ASS.
So dey be all up in the twerkrena and twerk all them niggas and bitches to death.
Den dis nigga prez twerker Snowantarius be pissed since they be twerkin so good. So Snowantarius was like "Bitch why you be twerkin' better den me?"
An' Katnisshiqua an' Peetontarius be like "Bitch we dint do nuthin' wrong!"
But De'Haymitch da twerk master be like "He gon' shoot you if you twerk more, now smoke some weed with good ole' papa De'Haymitch."
STAY TUNED FOR CATCHIN' BOOTY