I've written about 3 fics like this for the Jedi Apprentice fandom, and they seemed to be enjoyed, so I thought I would try one with Obi-Wan, Anakin… and my least favorite character.

Obi-Wan Kenobi gave a loud sigh. The time had come when he and his former Padawan, Anakin Skywalker, had a little talk. Anakin was old enough to hear it, but Obi-Wan was reluctant to break the news. "Anakin?" he finally said, "We must have a talk."

"About what?" Anakin asked.

"Ahsoka, your Padawan. There is something about her; something she has become."

"Please don't say she's turned into a germaphob. I can't stand them."

"No, young one, she is not a germaphob, but a-"

"Dancer for Jabba the Hutt?"

"Anakin! Teenage Jedi youngling-sit and mow the garden lawns for credits, not dance for Hutts."

"Sorry; I guess I get worried about her. Does she have a boyfriend?"

"Not to my knowledge."

"And she hasn't been flirting with the clones?"

"She called Sev ugly; and when you've seen one clone, you've seen them all."

"Right. Is she emptying my bank account in typical teenage style?"

"In case you haven't noticed, she's been spending the past year on the battlefield."

"So? They have gift shops on all those stopovers; she could be splurging there. Is she turning into that old, totally un-hip Master of yours?"

"Qui-Gon? What's wrong with-?"

"Never mind. Has she been failing her Padawan exercises?"

"As a Master, you really should know the answer to that."

"Does she drop mysterious comments about Senator Amidala to see your reaction to my reaction?"

"What?"

"Does. She. Talk. About. Senator. Amidala?" Anakin said impatiently.

Obi-Wan frowned. "Where would she have heard of her?"

"Nowhere. Forget I said anything. But I don't know what you need to tell me about her!" Anakin insisted.

"Ahsoka..."

"Yes?"

"Is..."

"Is what?"

"A Mary Sue."

"A what?"

"Anakin!" Obi-Wan said, exasperated. "You do know what a Mary Sue is? And a Gary Stu?"

Anakin closed his eyes; thinking with his deep force connection. The wind blew his hair out of his handsome face, revealing features that were wise beyond their years. He opened his eyes and they flickered to a passing Jedi Knight, who giggled when he looked her way; her ears pink as she batted her eyelashes back. But Anakin ignored it; he was used to females fawning over him.

"No, Master," he replied coolly. "I don't understand what a Mary Sue is."

I hope I made Anakin a Gary Stu enough at the end. :) So… did you enjoy it? I would really like to know in a review! :)
…I have been using lotsa smileys, don't you agree? :)