Four Reasons Dean Wincheste Hates Canada (And one why He Loves)

There were several things Dean Winchester HATED about Canada. There was also one thing that he loved, but we'll get to that later. First the hatred.

First, The Diners served CRAP. He had been to seven Canadian Diners, and all they served was overcooked greasy cheeseburgers. He wasn't complaining about the selection, but this stuff just made him want to gag. At the first diner the meat was suspiciously green, and when he asked if it was even beef the waitress responded with "It's meat, isn't it?" Urgh.

They didn't even serve pie.

Second, the francophones got on his nerves. Going around saying things about him that he couldn't understand, like "Il n'est pas un bon example pour les enfents" or "Il est un nouvelle espece d'idiot."

Third, Sam's weird Maple Syrup Addiction. And yes, it did need capitols. He was crazy about the stuff, and put it on everything from pancakes to chicken. Yes, chicken. And it was all Canada's fault.

Finally, the Metric system. Dean had been so happy when he saw the gas prices here, because they were so cheap. But then, when he went to pay, it was BLOODY EXPENSIVE! Turns out liters and gallons aren't the same thing, go figure. Likewise when he went out to buy maple syrup to bribe Sam. The packaging was a bottle in a box (Yes, he got the good stuff, bite him.) And he thought that it said .5 gallons. Turns out it was .5 LITERS. Stupid liters.

There was a good thing though...

Dean Loved Canada. He loved Canada so damn much. Do you know why he loved Canada? Because that is where Castiel came back to him.

He thought the last time he'd ever see Cas was when Raphael killed him. However, he was wrong.

He was sitting in his Canadian motel room one day. Sam was at the library, and he was just chilling' when he heard breathing.

He slowly reached under his pillow for the knife. Slowly... Slowly...

"There's no need for that, Dean."

"Cas?"

"It's me, I don't know how, but it's me."

Dean pulled him into a hug.

He hugged him right back.

Dean kissed him.0

He kissed right back.

Dean attempted to do... Other things.

Cas stopped him with a hand.

"Sam's about to come in."

"Oh."

So yes, that was the reason Dean loved Canada.

Oh, and the bumbleberry pie from that little bakery in Ontario.

Just sayin'

The end.

*Translations:

Il n'est pas un bon example pour les enfents: He is not a good example for the children.

Il est un nouvelle espece d'idiot: He is a whole new species of idiot.

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