A/N This is the first and last note in this story;

2k12:

Hamato Leonardo/Leo

Hamato Raphael/Raph

Hamato Donatello/Donnie

Hamato Michelangelo/Mikey

Usagi-san (mentioned)

2k3:

Leonardo

Raphael

Donatello/Don

Michelangelo/Mike

Miyamoto Usagi/Usagi

ENJOY!!!

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In the 2k3 universe…

The city was quiet and peaceful as the occupants of the underground lair were having a relaxing evening.

Leonardo Splintersan, Miyamoto Usagi and Hamato Leonardo were busy training, Raphael Splintersan and Hamato Raphael were punching their punching bag, Donatello Splintersan and Hamato Donatello were tinkering in their lab with Leatherhead, Michelangelo Splintersan and Hamato Michelangelo were skateboarding around the lair walls, Splinter-san, Elemental Michelangelo and Multi were meditating, Gennosuke was sleeping, and Marialine Hexly-Magic was on her knees with her hands on her table, watching TV.

Maria, however, wasn't paying attention on the show (she's watching Sofia the First in Disney Junior! Don't judge!). She had a pencil on one hand and a piece of paper on the other. There was a pile of bond papers on the table next to her as she wrote down the names of her dear friends.

E. Mikey and Multi both opened each an eye and noticed Maria focusing hard on what she was writing so they stopped meditating and slowly approached her.

" Hey, Maria,"

" GAAH!" Maria yelped, raising her hands up then turned her head to see E. Mikey and Multi looking down at her, curious.

She sighed and glared at the two, swatting their curious heads off as she gripped tight to her paper and pencil.

" Guys! Can't you see I'm working here?!" she scolded." Never sneak up on someone who's busy!"

" Yeah, especially if that someone is too busy," E. Mikey teased.

" What are you working on, anyway?" Multi asked.

" Brand new ships!" Maria boasted with a smile." Yaoi ships that includes the 2k3 and the 2k12 turtles as a crossover! You two included,"

" Joy." E. Mikey rolled his eyes.

" Don't ya ever get tired of those things, Mar?" Multi groaned in frustration." You've paired us up a couple of times! You even paired us with each other, for ghost's sake!"

" I know, I know," Maria swatted her hand around." but I'm gonna make things different. Some are turtle ships but not t-cest. Trust me,"

" That's pretty difficult," E. Mikey chuckled." You're just as trustable as me,"

" Thank you," Maria smiled and folded her arms but soon realized what it meant." Wait a minute."

The two giggled at her before snatching the paper to take a look.

" Woah," Multi smirked." Him with him? That is unexpected,"

" What? It's cute. An accident ship but a cute one,"

" True but even in the normal 2k12 and/or the 2k3, they aren't interacting much,"

" Shh!" Maria hushed the multi-monster." Don't talk about that Season 5 episode yet. These 2k12 turtles are from Season 5 episode 4,"

" Oh, okay. But still, I see no interaction,"

" There is! In the 2k3, Mike took Usagi and Gen on a tour around the city personally. In the 2k12, Usagi-san saved Mikey from the arrow that the other ronin samurai was going to throw at him,"

" But then," E. Mikey pointed out with his arms folded as he gave back the paper." in the 2k3, Mike and Usagi barely interact and in the 2k12, same thing,"

Maria pouted." Gee, thanks for the support, E. Mikey,"

" No problem, Maria,"

" Ugh! That's why I made it a crossover ship, dimwits!"

" Let me guess," Multi smirked, exchanging sneaky glances with E. Mikey." You want to make the ships real too, don't you?"

" YES!!!" Maria suddenly jumped, catching Leo's attention.

" Uh oh," Leo groaned as he, Leonardo and Usagi rested after a sparring lesson." Maria's up to something and I don't think it's good,"

" Why do you say that?" Usagi asked, confused." I know she is a demon princess and all but she is turning into a creature that is worthy of trust,"

" It's not her that worries us, Usagi," Leonardo sighed." It's all of her crazy ideas,"

Usagi seemed to grow more confused so Leo nodded and added," Yeah, it's true. She loves Yaoi ships so much that she ships us with each other. It's disturbing at times cause some are, well, incest,"

" HEY!" Maria yelled, offended by the comment." I HEARD THAT!"

Leonardo rolled his eyes at her and looked back at the still confused rabbit ronin." Anyway, we're just worried on what she might be thinking of next and if what she's thinking is dangerous,"

" It's dangerous alright…" E. Mikey grinned, his baby blue orbs gleaming.

" How dangerous?" Don asked, now curious and worried as he, Donnie and LH stepped out of the lab.

" Oh, you'll see," Multi shared his elemental counterpart's face with a sneaky look.

" I have a feeling that it isn't gonna be good," Donnie shuddered.

" How bad could it possibly get, Donnie?" LH shrugged." It could not be worse than the shenanigans Maria had pulled before,"

" Oh, it could be worse," Raphael growled, with his arms folded.

" Yeah," Raph glared at Maria, E. Mikey and Multi." Those three are pretty unpredictable when placed together in an idea,"

" Come on, you two!" Mike placed a arm on each of the shoulder of Raph and Raphael." Unpredictable but amazing!"

" Yeah!" Mikey agreed with a wink and a thumbs up." Her ideas are the best!"

Maria smiled brightly and pulled the two fun-loving turtles into a huge hug." Aww! You guys are the cat's pajamas!"

" So, what do you have in mind, Ria-kun?" Splinter asked, walking towards everyone else.

E. Mikey chuckled then ran off, returning back with candles while Multi got a chalk from his pocket.

" Shall we?" E. Mikey smirked at the 13 year old demoness.

" We shall." Maria nodded.

She brought her Yaoi shipping list in the middle of the lair and Multi drew a demon star around it then E. Mikey placed a candle on each of the star's points and lit it up.

" Now, for the spell,"

(Not a real spell. Totally made up!)

" I cast this spell

To heed my sayings

Do as I bid

Let the beings

In this paper

Fall for their lovers

That are also

Written and paired

With them

Turn back time

Make sure that

Their first impressions

Are the best

That has ever

Been made!"

At once, the candles burst into flames, which suddenly surrounded the room in a huge fire circle.

" What's happening?!" Leonardo asked, in total panic as a huge gust of wind nearly made the fly off so they all hung on to something.

" The spell is working!" Maria was very happy as she started to laugh maniacally." YES!!! THE SPELL IS GOING TO WORK!!!"

All of a sudden, bursts of light filled the lair and the last thing everyone heard was Maria's evil laughs.

" MWUHAHAHAHAHA!!!!"