Enjoying the View

Summary: Suze is sitting in the sun… enjoying the view.

A/N Hope you like this, on a whim, got bored, felt like thinking of summer, boys… yaddy yah… nah, not that desperate. But anyway, enjoy! READ AND REVIEW OR SUFFER LOSS OF LIMB!

SPOV

I never did like Sister Ernestine. I mean, who would? After all those times when she sent me back home or tried to publicly humiliate me for not wearing 'appropriate' clothes… yeah, you get the picture. The woman is an old, bitter and irritating wench. I know! I just said wench, but that's the only word that can summarize her. Sad isn't it?

But for once Sister Wench did some good to the world. Well, the female side of the world, the wiser half you might say. (A/N I'm not a feminist, just joking!)

Anyway, you might be wondering what earth shattering act of the bitter woman could possibly make me agree with her and her 'technique'. You see, Sis Ernestine doesn't like philandering or anything of that sort, which just makes Paul Slater one of her many, many victims. Not that he gives a rat's ass but still, she has enough power to give him detention. And without really knowing what she was doing, the old hag gave him a rather eye-pleasing task.

So here I am, sitting with all the female population of the school, watching Paul M. Slater, man-whore, hot-shot, hot-stuff, hot-everything, doing manual labor. And seeing as it is SO hot, no pun intended, Mr. Hottie sadly had to take his shirt off…

I might hate the no-good bastard but a girl can't live on T.V shows and calendars (if you know what I mean) so I'm enjoying sight-seeing.

PPOV

I don't get affected by much, as you know. Well, I do get affected by bad breath but so does every other human on this freaking planet. Still, I like the attention but having all the girls of your school eye-raping you can be ever so slightly freaky.

It's not that I'm not used to it or don't appreciate the attention, I love it just like any sane guy would. It does wonders to the ego! But that's not the point; some of them are five years younger than me, that's my point.

I feel like they're all using their vivid imagination and I'm choosing to close my mind to any deeper thoughts. It's just not that appealing…

Suze is there though. I know that she secretly, well, not-so secretly, harbors a great deal of lust for me but I didn't think she'd make it THAT public. She's just there, sitting and leering at me. Which I like, deal with that, but that's my job. She's supposed to feel awkward but fall for my seducing anyways. I guess Mr. Ghost doesn't show his abs often enough for her. I wonder if ghost's can even take their clothes off? Nah… don't want to think along those lines.

So, she is checking me out, I'm showing off my well-toned body, she slobbers, I smirk… then what?

SPOV

Well, I've got to admit; Paul Slater knows how to show off his assets. Have you ever seen a totally buff hottie flexing his muscles, showing off his olive complected skin which does wonders to a guy's appeal? Yeah, well then you're not in my school. Carmel High, think of applying.

Still, there he is, and may I take a moment to say that those jeans do wonders to him, or else he's doing wonders to those jeans. Not really hard to believe when you think it through…

The worst is that he still smells good. I know, sad, I can smell him from here and let me tell you, one whiff of the guy and you're practically crawling towards him. Teenage girls really have no anti-hotness shield thingy going on!

Anyways, I'm looking okay? I'm leering, slobbering, getting all huffed about this absolutely gorgeous creature. I mean, why doesn't Jesse do a striptease or something? I mean, in the privacy of his home, my room, with a one-person audience… what's wrong with that? I mean, sure, he might feel awkward if Dopey suddenly walked in but it's not like my oaf of a stupid-brother –yeah, step- brother- would get what was going on.

Sigh… mental slapping occurring way to often lately, the hormones are working up.

Oh damn, Paul stopped for water… I swear to god if I talked now my voice would be so hoarse and husky you'd think I'd have been smoking ten packs.

ARGH, LOOK AT THOSE ABS!

PPOV

I don't know why but when I pose to drink water the crowd just freezes. I swear to god there are even a few guys among them, I'll never be able to change in the locker room the same way. (Shivers)

Still, Suze looks good enough to eat in today's clothes. Why don't girls get set up with manual labor as detention as well? Life sucks or else Sister Ernestine is macho and doesn't believe in equal rights.

I have a few more minutes of labor and then I'm free to go. I wonder how many girls will come and ask for autographs after?

Hmmm, I think I'll go for a dip later as well, bloody hot weather today!

SPOV

The only thing that could make this better was if suddenly Paul grabbed me and started kissing me with those damn sexy lips of his but that WON'T happen! I mean, hello, I'm in love with someone else and he's a womanizing prat. Not that I don't find that attractive…god, what is it about bad boys that drives in a frenzy?

Am thinking of leaving the country, going for somewhere cold, even Paul couldn't look smoldering hot if he was in Alaska, right?

Bet he'd manage to make skiing look like a double entendre, bastard!

I should just go and dump my head in a water bucket or something, definitely hitting the beach after this, if I were an old woman I'd be having cardiac arrest!

Cee-Cee is sitting with me, at first she thought that seeing as she was FINALLY dating Adam she shouldn't join the show but when he took of his shirt she jumped on the seat next to me. Adam gave her an understanding look and went off to get some ice-cream. Poor chap; I bet he wishes he were gay, now. (LOL, sorry, couldn't resist)

Mr. Yummy is almost finished though, sad huh? It's just not fair that God should make someone who is such scum for freaking yum! Why? WHY? Some kind of sick jock I bet you…

Well, show's almost over and I can see some of the younger years taking out pens, Debbie just asked if 'Paulie might sign her butt,' ugh, sick making.

I'm going to take a hike, Cee-Cee as well it seems, but one thing's for sure, I got myself one hell of a good view. Now I know what they meant when they said that Carmel High was a very good location and the sight seeing exemplary. Mental slapping again… I'm going to be a bit rattled before the end of the day.