Somebody walks into a mysterious store.
Person: Hello?
Shopkeeper: yes?
Person: I would like to see an episode of the show 'Ed, Edd, n Eddy' that was never shown on air before; I was wondering if you had something like that here.
Shopkeeper: yes, there is one.
Then the Shopkeeper takes out a tape.
Shopkeeper: This is it; you can see the free sample or give me $50 to see the entire episode. Which one do you want?
Person: uhh, the full episode and here is $50
Shopkeeper: okay, this is my VCR, I have a DVD somewhere too but—
Person: I would like to see the episode please.
Shopkeeper: Well, okay.
Then the episode starts...
Eddy has a huge cardboard thing and he is selling lemonade.
Eddy: Ed!
Ed: Yes Eddy?
Eddy: Go get some lemons!
Ed: Okay Eddy!
Eddy: Sock head, squeeze the lemons with this!
Eddy hands Edd a juicer.
Eddy: I don't know what it's called but you can use it.
Edd: that's a juicer.
Eddy: okay.
Eddy then hands Edd the juicer.
(3 minutes later)
Ed: I am back
Eddy: What took ya so long?
Ed: Um… er… I don't know
Eddy: Well how many lemons did you get?
Ed: about 50000, I have a whole bag of them
Edd: how did you get that many? There aren't that many in the cul-de-sac or in the city for that matter.
Ed: I don't remember
Then Rolf comes by.
Rolf: I remember you doing this before. I don't think anyone is going to fall for this again.
Eddy: I do not remember doing this before.
Edd: Rolf, are you talking about the time when we made the Energy drinks? It was a bit different.
Rolf: yes, but I am sure people will recognize this.
Eddy: What? Do you have an Idea?
Rolf: Yes.
Eddy: what is it?
Rolf: come with me.
Eddy: okay. Ed, get rid of the lemons.
Then Ed eats all of the lemons and follows everybody (Rolf, Eddy, and Edd).
They stop at an alleyway and Rolf takes out a log and makes wooden shoes.
Rolf: Wooden shoes is what we will do, everybody likes them.
Eddy: That is stupid, you're stupid, everything I have seen you do you always mess up! You never do anything right!
Then Rolf begins to cry and he runs away.
Edd: are you going to apologize to Rolf?
Eddy: no.
Edd: Come on Ed lets help him.
A little bit later everybody gets the wooden shoes and Eddy didn't know it.
A bit later
Rolf: Double D Ed boy and Ed, Ed boy your reward is this big pool.
Eddy: A big pool?
Eddy Jumps for the big pool but Rolf stops him.
Rolf: Eddy! You didn't help! You can't go in this pool
Eddy: Well that's not fair.
Rolf: it is fair, next time if you help you can get in here but you did not help me so no pool for you.
Episode ends…
Shopkeeper: so what did you think of the episode?
Person: I thought it could be better, I give it a C-
Shopkeeper: What?
Person: Well that's what I think.
The End