Disclaimer: Unfortunately, I don't own the Lord of the Rings or anything to do with them. Wish I did though...
CHEESE CONTEST

Create a new variety of cheese and submit it at the below date in Hobbiton Sqaure. The submission must be an entire cheese wheel. The Grand Prize is an All-You-Can-Eat Buffet at the Green Dragon for two each evening for an entire year!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"What's this all about?" Sam asked.

"We entered this contest," Pippin explained, "and as it's due soon, we figured we'd work on it."

"Fine, just don't cause any trouble."

"Of course not, Grandpa Samwise," Merry replied impishly, causing Sam to scowl on the way out. "Now that he's gone, let's try our latest sample." He pulled out a large cheese wheel and cut it open.

"Tastes too much like cheddar. You know what this needs?" Pippin suddenly had an idea. "A kick of spice!"

"Yeah! But how are we going to do that?" For a few minutes they were both stumped.

"I've got it!" Merry cried. "Fireworks!"

"And not just any fireworks..." added Pippin, realizing his cousin had had a brilliant stroke.