******* OOOOOOOO MY FIRST FIC!! ******* Ok well its not gonna be the best. It's a very odd yamasuke fic!!!! *Drools * They are sooooooooo cute together.

Aaaanope I don't own jack squat either. It belongs to the wonderful creator of digimon and I'm flat broke so buzz off

Warnings: well its R so if that's not enough then it's a yaoi (boy/boy) relationships and lots of cursing and drug use. Yet it's a comedy? I am very odd am I not? Well enough of me rambling hear ya go the story.

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(Daisuke)

god damn. I'm never gonna get through the day like this. I've got a drug test coming up and I'm totally gonna fail. I might as well smoke somethin' now.

Oh and if you wanna know who I am.. Names Daisuke Motomiya. Davis. I was one of the digidestend. Till we split up.

Tk's got his own little whore Kari, there popular' and too buissie t care about me.

Ken was sent far away cause he was caught, or should I say WE were caught fucking. Never heard from him since. And yes if you must know I do like guys. And I still like Kari and all the cute girls too, but not as much.

Matt's always gone. He and Tai got a small place. And no they are NOT dating their just roommates. I should know I'm always over there with Tai trying to get a fix. Its weird he likes me to an extreme point where he always asks id I could ever love him. I'm always too high to answer but I remember it. Matt can't stand the drugs. He says they will kill us. But, who cares?

Izzy and Yoli are at their apartment taking care of their five-month-old child. She got knocked up at 18. Witch makes me 17.

Mimi and Sora live next door to Tai and Matt. I'll visit them every now and then. But some magical how we always wake up naked on the floor of Mimi's room.

And know ones heard any thing from Joe or Cody in years.

That takes us back to me. I'm a loser, drugy, bi, and occasionally a cutter. No one cares. Hell I don't even any more.

(Narrator)

Bzzzzzzzzzzzz!!!!!!

" damnit I don't wanna take that drug test!!!!" Davis said to no one in-perticular. With a groan he got up from his seat and headed towards gym class. Only stopping to pull at the bottom of his pants.*damn things are gonna be the death of me one day* he thought. He ran to the gym just two second before the bell rang.

"Ok class today we are going to select a few random students for a test witch is mandatory for all high schooler's." Davis chuckled in spite of that statement. The teacher turned towards him. " And what is so funny Mr. Motomiya? Hmmm?"

" Oh well just the fact that you said random." the word random was said with extra sarcasm." Is very amusing. cause hell we all know it's only the kids who you think are on drugs."

"Two things Motomiya, one, watch your language, and two why are you always on the list but you never show?" the class turned towards him expecting him to break down." Well as you can see were all waiting?!"

Davis just nodded his head" " he reached into his back pocket and pulled out a joint and a lighter. He put the joint to his lips and lit it inhaling deeply." I know I" he paused inhaling again".. WILL fail!" he was getting looks of shear astonishment from all around him. Some gave him looks of pity and sorrow for what was about to happen.

"DAISUKE MOTOMIYA YOU PUT THAT OUT RIGHT NOW AND GO TO THE OFFICE!!!!!!!" the teacher yelled at him and pointed towards the door.

" Nah. I think I'll stay a while. Besides what is the principle gonna do? Send me home? Witch happens to be in whatever abandoned building is available!" Davis was steaming. He felt as though he could pull out his pocket knife right there and ended it all and leave that sniveling worm of a teacher with the biggest guilt trip ever." Oho he might call my parents who for YOUR INFORMATION HAVE DISOWNED ME!!!! Just because I was dating another BOY!!!! " The class stared at him. Mouths dropped in astonishment. Others gasped. They all new Davis to be head over heals after any hot girl.

The bell rang to get dressed out for PE" class go get ready!!!" they didn't stir" get ready NOW and Motomiya get the HELL OUT OF MY GYM." The teacher slimed his eyes to slits and glared at Davis." I will NOT have a stupid little FAGGOT POT HEAD tell me about how his parents disowned him!!"

" You know it's not polite to assume I'm a fag. cause for your information I'm not. And considering you only know my name and you're just my PE teacher you have no ideal how educated I am." He looked down as he spoke keeping his mock grin on and shaking his head." Oh and by the way before you call ME a fag think about you and Mr. Aki at that club two weeks ago!" he said the words with such anger and hate every one who had stayed behind made a "ooh" sound.

Just then some one walked up to Mr. Miguire and handed him a letter. "This is for Davis Motomiya. It's from Matt Ishida" the voice whispered. Davis didn't hear. He was buissey trying to light up another joint and fend off all the other students.*damnit leave me alone!*

" Matt Ishida? The rock star?" he wispered back more harshly than intended." Davis you have to go and please don't come back." He tossed him the paper.

"Yah like I wanna come back" he picked up the letter and flipped off the teacher with his black colored nail polish. He gave him one last smirking grin. " See ya fucker!!!!"

****O k well I'm done for to night so ill try to finish it by some time before the next week review please? Flames? Anything leme know. K and there will be yamasuke and a bit of taisuke.** caio SatanHerself " 'Cause a man will never be able to do those evil things!!" plus don't take the motto I made it up its all I live by.