Kami-sama:/ hello, I am Kami, also known as the leader of the DNSquad. I am teribbly sorry for not catching up on my stories and sincerly want to say sorry to my suscribers and readers. I promise I'll step up to my game along witht the others to finish the fanfics spamming my Document Manager. I could use a beta, a damn good one at that. So! Please enjoy this tiny one shot and don't cause bodily/virtual harm to me or my team Dx

Disclaimer: I do not own Hetalia

"What the hell?" yelled America as he stared at his cell phone messages. 50 missed calls, 50 text messages, and 50 voicemails. Dear lord...might as well start with Virgina...

Txt Message: America? Please come back to the states, the election is coming up and people are getting anxious. And New Jersey keeps bugging me with his parties!

VoiceMail: "America? I really need your help, stop Vermont! These guys are out of control! It's like the freakin' prohibition back here! Get your lazy ass back here!"

...Okay...delete all messages...let's try New York...

Txt Message: America~ Your gonna miss my broadway show~

VoiceMail: "America~? You need to stop molesting England and Japan and get over here...even though those last pictures on the Times was brilliant!

DELETE! Oh thank goddness, Florida might make things better

Txt Message: Merica! Your spring break pictures finally developed! I never knew you could bend like that!

Not even bothering to look at the voice mail, the American deleted all the messages of the states he didn't care about. Which was a hefty bunch. The only ones left was California, Louisiana, New Mexico, and Mississippi.

Txt: America!Dude! The waves are totally awesome dude! Bruce totally ate a seal! Thoguht I'd tell you...anyway! You need to come over cause the oranges are ripe and the waves are sweet! And did you know...

ah~ such a sweet girl with the attention span of Spain...that bastard, giving that poor child his personality. Oh well! Louisana's turn!

Txt: ...

Ok then! nothing worth looking at. Delete. New Mexico's turn!

Txt Message: AAAHHHHH! AMERICA HELP! TEXAS IS CHOKING ME WITH HIS LASSO AND MEXICO KEEPS TRYING TO MAKE ME GO TO HIS HOUSE! HELP ME!

Nothing wrong here! Delete! Now Mississippi to read and he'd be done!

Txt: Hurro pops, how r u doing? I is good, Alabamer is takin good carez of me and won't let me near squirrelz anymores. TT_TT but i is good with Alabamers' ferd fer now! buh bais! Have funs loving on them countries~!

...that poor state Alabama...How did Mississippi get created again?

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Kami:/ Sorry to anybody who lives in these states, for fun only and this was mainly used for the purpose of the notes above.

Ja ne!