"lol i fuckin hate those uchihas" tobirama was like and hashirama was like
"quit bein so fuckin racist sun" hashirama calls everyone sun for some reason and tobirama was like
"fuck u niisan lol thats just a joke dont kill me w ur wood style please" and hashirama was like
"u got lucky sun i gotta go dance w madara so i wont have time to fucking bury u" then hashirama left to go kiss his bf and tobirama left to go kill some uchihas.
"can i have this dance?" madara asked hashirama
"u know it son" hashirama said then they did the tango if u no what i mean.
"tobirama did u kill any uchihas while i was gone?" hashirama was premium mad.
"yeah lol"
"i TOLD U NOT TO DO THT SON" hashirama buried him woth his wood jutsu cuz his boys an uchiha and hes gay for him "u can come out when u apologize and promise not to kill any more uchiha son"
"ok I apologize and promise not to do it again"
"are u lying?"
"..."
"im not letting u out and thats a fact jack"
what will hapen next? will hashirama ever free tobirama or will he let him die in the ground cuz he wants to kill his bf? will tobirama quit being so rasist? u'll never no cuz im not gonna tell u. the end.