Author's note: Spoofed off Boom Boom Boom Boom by the Vengaboys; thought of it when I was watering my plants; can't think for the life of me why. Anyway raid you tomb refers strictly to your tomb as in grave, sickos out there, DON'T get any ideas!: )
This is pretty stupid but I suppose some of us (i.e. me) have this really sick sense of humour sometimes. This is meant to be humourous ONLY, bubblegum would be a perfect insult to Lara. Don't try to actually imagine her singing it, mind. I sometimes crack up looking at her talk (you know, her mouth doesn't open).
: ) Enjoy. Am developing my 13th chapter of Lucky Lara (probably my second last) and the next chapter of Ring Raider is in process…. We did some seriously wiggy stuff to Galadriel… check 'em out. : ) PWEASE?????????
Finally I haven't heard this song in AGES and I stuck the lyrics to fit the syllables, thus it may not sound very good if any wacko tries to sing it. : S : ) Enjoy.
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Doom, Doom, Doom, Doom!!If you've been dead for a thousand years
If you have something expensive in there
Just come along mummy (the ones in Egypt, yeah?) (also insert other various annoying things; Natla, Powell, SOPHIA,
Face my gun
I'll kill you again, come on
This is what I'm gonna do
Let's see some fun
Though you can snarl 'till you turn blue
Boom boom boom boom
I want to raid your tomb
Let's go and pump some ammo
Until you give a damn
Oh, doom doom doom doom
My guns'll do the boom
Let's go and pump some ammo
Together in your tomb
Everybody get on down
Lara Croft is back in town
This is what I'm gonna do
Let's see some fun
Though you can snarl 'till you turn blue
Boom boom boom boom
I want to raid your tomb
Let's go and pump some ammo
Until you give a damn
Oh, doom doom doom doom
My guns'll do the boom
Let's go and pump some ammo
Together in your tomb
Boom boom boom boom
I want to raid your tomb
Let's go and pump some ammo
Until you give a damn
Oh, doom doom doom doom
My guns'll do the boom
Let's go and pump some ammo
Together in your tomb