Me: Yo to all the peeps reading this crap!

Sakura: This isn't crap! It's a work of art!

Me: You're only saying that because you're the star.......

Sakura: Whatever!

Me: anyways........... Tobi-Kun go do the disclaimer!

Tobi: Hai! ArtGoBoom does not own Naruto or the Akatsuki because if she did Sasuke would die at the hand of Itachi and Itachi wouldn't care. None of the Akatsuki members would die either and they would've completed their goal for world domination. Sakura would've ran aways from Konoha to join Akatsuki too after beating Ino, Hinata, and Karin with a tree.

Skittles

Sakura Haruno couldn't take it anymore! How dare Ino Yamanaka do this to her! She didn't give a dam if she stole my best friend, boyfriend, and life! I remember how she did it very clearly.

Flashback

"I hate you Sakura!" yelled my EX-best friend Hinata.

"Hinata! I never said that behind your back! Ino's trying to manipulate you! Don't believe her!" I yelled, trying to convince her.

"It's true Hinata! She was talking about how weird you look and how Naruto would never even glance at you!" said Ino.

"Fine! If you believe that self-centered BITCH over me then I'm leaving! I can't believe I used to be friends with you!" I screamed.

The second I said that Hinata broke down crying. Ino leaned down and tried to comfort her, but since she was facing me I saw her ugly, devious smirk.

End of Flashback

Hinata never looked at me the same way ever again. But the time she stole my boyfriend was a little more hurtful.

Flashback

I almost cried the second I saw Sasuke having a hot make-out session with Ino. Sasuke, MY boyfriend! How dare he!

"Why Sasuke! I thought you loved ME not HER!" I yelled at him.

"Sakura oh Sakura. You just couldn't satisfy my wants." he smirked.

"Yeah Forehead! Beat it!" said Ino.

"Yes. We would like a little more privacy here. As you can see, we're not quite finished." said Sasuke deviously.

"I'll never forgive you for this Uchiha! You too Yamanaka!" I screamed with tear stained cheeks.

"Good, 'cause we'll never ask for it." said Ino with a victorious smirk.

End of Flashback

But now Yamanaka went too far! How dare she take it! She will PAY DEARLY! If anything happened to it I swear I'll chop her head off! I don't care if I have to kill her for it! I can't wait for my revenge!

Cafeteria

"Ino Yamanaka!" I screamed at the top of my lungs.

"What do you want Forehead?" she said with her posse.

"What does it look like! I'm here to get it back!" I yelled stepping closer.

"Get what back!? Have you finally cracked?" she said with her posse laughing.

" You know what you stole from me! Now give it back!"

I needed it back now! Without it my inner would be unleashed! I would be a rebel! I needed it to control my killing intent! I needed my SKITTLES NOW!!

I walked over to Ino and lifted her up by her collar. "Give it back or DIE!!!" I spat in her face.

"NEVER!" she said fearlessly.

"Fine have it your way." I said while throwing her on the ground. I took a white glove out of nowhere and smacked her silly with it. Then Hinata used her super sharp nails to claw at my wrists. My wrists started to bleed but I ignored it.

Ino got up from the ground while I was distracted by Hinata and smacked me. I caught her hand before it went in contact with my face. "GIVE IT BACK NOW!" I growled.

"Please, just don't hurt me!" she screamed as she reached into her pocket.

"I won't make any promises!" I hissed.

She then handed me back a yellow, see-through case and I quickly opened it and chugged it down.

"I love skittles and all but why do they have to be the one thing that can lock me inside your mind!" my inner whined inside my head.

I suddenly turned back into my fake kind sweet self.

"Do you need help getting up Ino-san?" I asked, replacing my scowl with a sweet, caring smile.

"What are you?!" She asked scared.

"What ever do you mean Ino-san?" I asked with a cute voice.

"Well if you don't need me anymore I guess I'll be going." I said.

Skittles always locked my inner rebel inside me. They made me the sweet and caring girl I wish I truly was.

"You'll pay Sakura Haruno!" yelled Ino back at me.

"I'm so sorry Ino-san but I left my wallet at home." I said with my puppy dog eyes that won anyone over.

Sasuke just stared in awe since inner didn't awaken until Ino came so he's never seen me act like this.

"Well, I hope your ribs aren't ALL broken Ino-san. Good-bye Sasuke-san, Hinata-san, and Ino-san I hope you have fun living your ugly and pathetic lives!" I said with a little bit of my inner escaping my lips.

Everyone stared in awe at how fast I could change my personality and voice.

I slowly skipped off to eat at that roof since I had no friends.

Who knew I caught the eye of the HOTTEST gang in school with that little fight.

"She's....... interesting." said a man with red hair and hazel eyes.

"She's just like an explosion, yeah...." said a blue eyed blonde in awe.

"Tobi thinks she's pretty!" yelled a handsome boy named Tobi.

The group each looked at each other and nodded their heads. They slowly got up with their lunches and made their way to Sakura.


Me: That was so crappy............

Hidan: You're right. That was crappy bitch.

Me: You only say that 'cause you weren't in it!

Hidan: Dam right I wasn't!

Me: If you keep cursing at me like that I'm gonna pair you with Kakuzu in this story! I might even make a nice juicy lemon for you two... * smirks *

Hidan: Sadistic bitch!

Me: Whatever Jashin freak!

Hidan: No one talks SHIT about Jashin-sama!

Me: No one but ME!

Hidan: Whore!

Me: Bastard!

Hidan: Slut!

Me: Grandpa!

Hidan: Skank!

Me: You do know I control whatever you do in this story, right?

Hidan: Is it possible for you to make a lemon for me and Sakura-chan?

Me: Yes.

Hidan: Can you make me sacrifice the bastard who buried me?

Me: Of course! I've never really liked Shikamaru anyways......... He is such a lazy ass!

Hiden: When you put it in that fucking way............ I am so dam sorry Art-sama. Please forgive me fucking god of lemons and torcher.

Me: I'm a GIRL!

Hidan: Fucking sorry, goddess of lemons and torcher!

Me: Good boy! Now threaten the readers to review!

Hidan: REVIEW OR I'LL HUNT YOUR PATHETIC ASSES DOWN YOU FUCKING HEATHENS!!!!!!!!

Me: Good-Bye!

Whole Cast: Good-Bye Everyone! See you next time!